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Sitting home sick limits ones ability to watch "good" tv. Because daytime tv just plain sucks. So here I sit watching "Bigger Celebrity Oops" and wishing I could be one of the people commenting on the behavior of the rich and famous. So I thought I'd go ahead and share some of my thoughts with you.
Christian Slater: Got drunk and grabbed some chic's ass. Ok...if I was that chic, I probably would have just gone ahead and gone home with him instead of reporting him to the police. What child of the 80's wouldn't?
Liza Minelli (sp?): Got drunk and fell out of bed. Hmm. Why are we shocked?
Tori Spelling: Lost an earring in her cleavage. I am just waiting for the day when I can reach into my girls and pull out a 5-carat diamond earring. What girl isn't?
Jude Law: Made a slew of movies that bombed. I'm sorry, but come on-who cares? I'd still do him in a heartbeat. In. A. Heart. Beat.
Cameron Diaz: Got in a scuffle with the paparazzi. I'd be putting my Charlie's Angels moves into action too if I had a swarm of 5'6" mosquitos with cameras swarming around me everytime I stepped foot outside.
Oprah: Made a statement that she and Steadman had a daughter...a cocker spaniel. When you are the President of the Universe...you can do whatever you want.
Paula Abdul: Pulled a Hit and Run. Well, the Methadone clinic closes at 5:00. No exceptions.
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Posted by ladiegodiva on 2008-03-07 16:24:36 | Rating: | Views: 70
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Funny blog, a relief from all the born again Christians that clog up blog space.
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Posted by penumbra88
on 2008-03-07 16:44:58
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Ha! Too funny! I watched a little bit of this on E! as well.
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Posted by Mandie142
on 2008-03-10 09:49:23
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You are right on point and a funny ass hell. Rock on, loved it.
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Posted by BitterSweetNy
on 2008-03-26 15:56:21
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