There are few things worse in life than "a first" day at work, except maybe....cutting your knee cap so bad while shaving that the blood actually spills out the TOP of the Band-aid. Well, yippity f*&ing me, I managed both today.
Not that the job sucks, just that first days suck. All that paperwork and policys and dress codes and what is and is not "appropriate" behavior (thank you by the way for filling me, I was a complete and utter moron until you came along to hand me a clue) and people barking orders at you like you might have one iota of where and what things you are suppossed to be looking for.
Now would someone PLEASE beat me with a mercy stick? I have got a whopper of a migraine and my Doc's office has failed to call in my refill.
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