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Well then, this weekend was my Bachelorette Party. Just ask Miss Mandie-it got a bit wild. So I was forced to wear a pink princess crown and veil, as well as a shot glass necklace and a glow in the dark penis whistle. That's right, a penis whistle. The best part of that was the box it came in, slogan read "blow me for fun". So I did. As did a few others.
It kicked off with a sex toy party where the guests had to take a quiz about my sex life. Embarrassing when your mother, sister and aunt are among those taking said quiz. Anywho...guess who won? Mandie!!! She won a pair of penis earrings. After that fun, we hit the bars and it was time for my scavenger hunt. The things I had to do:
1. Get 5 guys to kiss me (on the cheek)-4 decent ones helped out and then some toothless man kissed my ass, slapped it and told me I had a nice toosh! Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww.....
2. Find the hottest guy and have him give me a spanking-well he was a hottie for sure, but he damn near slapped me head first across the room, guess that's what happens when you pick a guy in a wheelchair, very strong arms.
3. Get a guy's phone number-freakin' weirdo really thought I would call him. Um....no.
4. Body shot off a guy-I was so blitzed at this point, it was a shot of water. Pathetic, I know.
5. Get a guy's underwear-well, somehow my party girls let me out of their sights just long enough for me to jump onto a pool table and undo and pull some innocent bystanders pants down...I saw his "thing" swinging around down there and made him take off the boxers and give them to me, at which point I flung them around my head and shot them across the room. Poor, underwear-less good civilian.
I also have fuzzy memories of pulling out some guys chest hair, getting cat-called by some manly girl, writing my name in marker across one guys chest, drawing a heart on another guy's chest and drawing a penis on my little sisters hand and tooting my penis whistle everytime I stepped outside. Lesson learned? Only get married once, I'd rather not have to go through making an idiot out of myself again. 
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Posted by ladiegodiva on 2008-07-20 23:31:23 | Rating: | Views: 62
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Ohhhhh this sounds like a blast.
How was the head the next day or are you still looking for it.
How long till the "W" day
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Posted by KP
on 2008-07-20 23:40:53
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It's been a couple days...so it seems I've mostly recovered. 34 days....eek!!!!
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Posted by ladiegodiva
on 2008-07-20 23:55:40
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OMG, it was a blasty blast! I think that you should have another one! That way I can put more pool table dancing under my belt. ;)
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Posted by Mandie142
on 2008-07-21 09:11:36
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oh man you guys had fun it seems... I remember when I waited tables I got paid to do a private party... open bar... man I have never had my ass and balls grabbed so many times... I was kissed more times than I want to recall... hell I made a shit load of cash that night though. I had a blast and got a few dates out of that night.
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Posted by DouglasMB
on 2008-07-21 15:54:33
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Sounds like you all had a blast! 1 question though - where's the pics???
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Posted by Whitters
on 2008-07-22 09:29:05
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Well it seems like you've got a wonderful man. I wish you so much love and good days ahead with him! Hope your wedding is everything you dream and the marriage everything you wanted and loads of love and lots of glue to hold it together!
The party will be a great memory!
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Posted by anotherdaze
on 2008-07-22 10:41:16
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Good question...where are those pictures?
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Posted by ladiegodiva
on 2008-07-22 12:44:23
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Hey, Lesley & Amber had cameras & I know they were taking lots of pictures, so I'm gonna wanna see those too! Plus, I did get a picture of Boxer Boy's bare ass on Amber's camera. Ha, ha!
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Posted by Mandie142
on 2008-07-22 13:11:10
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