Dear Baby,
I must say you shocked me with your persistent pink lines. I didn't think you'd show up so soon. But it does explain a whole lot of things. The insane cravings for bacon of all things is a start. The fact that every six seconds I feel like my bladder is about to burst. Why I suddenly gained 10 pounds out of nowhere. The sore boobs and the fact that they "grew". Yeah, newsflash, when you've hit 27, you're boobs are done growing. So if they suddenly shoot up a couple sizes and the rest of you doesn't....yup....you probably need an EPT.
They tell me you've been hiding in my tummy for six weeks now. And that you'll be here mid-December. Now if they would only tell me how to make you stop yanking on my insides every time I'm least expecting it-well, that would just be the icing on the cake.
So, dear baby, you've got your mommy very tired. Very icky feeling. And very, very happy. Your daddy is thrilled and can't wait to meet you. You're grandma's are fighting over who gets to watch you. And you are making your great-grandpa a little nervous. He doesn't like pregnancies. He loves the result, just not the rocky road he almost lost your great-grandma on. We are all very excited and I have a sneaking suspicion you are going to be the spotlight in all our lives for quite some time.
Love,
Mommy
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