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Since I am still in a "huff" over Mrs. Clean's stupid ass and just in a generally hateful mood, I came up with a fun list of ways bring the bitch down. Read on.
Automatic Carwash: Shove her ugly ass out half way through the soap cycle.
Booze and Sleeping Pills: The perfect never-ending cocktail.
Cascade: In her lemonade.
Driving Range: Run her down and run her over with the golf cart.
Elephant Ears: Substitute arsenic and anthrax for sugar and cinnamon, then watch her dumbass eat herself to death.
Fire: Just burn her at the stake.
Guest Appearance: on COPS or the FBI's Most Wanted.
Heart Implant: If she's going to be sticking around, she could use one of these.
Iraq Tour: Send her on a vacation sans plane ticket home.
Job as a Coffin Tester: Can she get out once the lid is closed?
Killer Bees: Hide them in a dozen roses and let the fun begin.
Lobotomy: We'll draw straws to see who gets to cause her to drool on herself indefinetly.
Mother of The Year Award: As presented by Jerry Springer.
Next: Sorry Mrs. Clean, you have failed to meet the minimum requirements to keep breathing...NEXT!
Open Season: Dress her up in brown, give her a "crown of horns" and set her loose.
Prison: Let her share a cell with the serial killer of Bullseyes choice.
Quart of Oil: Hold her down Whitters! Mandie grab the funnel! It's time to "fill up".
RSVP: Reserve her a fireside seat in hell....oh wait, that's already been done.
Solitary Confinment: No food, no water, just 95 degrees, a gallon of bleach and a cup.
Thoughts Users: (Insert your idea here)
University: Donate her for scientific research-as is-alive and heartless.
Valium Popping Contest: How many can she take before she stops breathing?
WalMart Bag: You already know where I'm going with this one.
X-ray Radiation: Lock her in an x-ray room without a "lead vest" and just keep pushing the button.
Yo-yo Contest: Who can walk the dog right into her face?
Zoo: Lure her to the zoo and throw her in with the rabid badgers.
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Posted by ladiegodiva on 2008-04-29 22:47:17 | Rating: | Views: 72
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id like to add my standard affections for mean people such as Broadzilla May she have the trots and four flat tires for a month of Sundays, and poop on her!
Loved your post ladiegodiva :)
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Posted by pitapie50
on 2008-04-29 23:41:08
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Love it-a pool of razor blades. Hehe, I am a wicked one.
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Posted by ladiegodiva
on 2008-04-30 01:22:29
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Ha! This is awesome! Loves it, loves it. I'll have to think of one to add. :)
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Posted by Mandie142
on 2008-04-30 12:30:00
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