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 A Gift for You
I am taking the idea Rajah had of a Christmas gift list and breathing life into it.  So, here is what I would give to you if I could.

Rajah:  A full-time assistant skilled in the art of conversation and cleaning.

Whitters:  A restraining order for James and a sink hole behind your office-you know, in case there are any bodies you need to get rid of.  Just in case...

OLP:  A big house for you and Adam.  A job where lemmings are not allowed.  And micro-chips for your cats.

Bullseye:  The promise that there is a woman out there who is perfect for you and your girls and directions on how to get to her house.

Arik:  The ability to see you as I see you-completely beautiful.  And a bona-fide mother of the year award, because you deserve it.

Mandie:  A kick ass house across the street from me, a better job and a personality for Chandler.

PerfectlyBroken:  A new start in a new town.  And again, the ability to see yourself through my eyes. 

DifficultSoul:  A publisher, you have an excellent way of weaving words.

Kentlass:  A life in which you don't know what pain is, in any form.

Scotslad:  A column in the New Yorker or some other wide spread publication, your ideas and thoughts amuse me, in a good way.

Wayne:  A big chunk of space in every "funnies" page across the nation-you never fail to make me laugh.

BeautifulCrone: A world where hatred and judgement do not exist.

MikeMike: A restraining order for whats-her-head.

DouglasMB:  Year round passes for you and your son to all amusement parks in the States. 

Kaos:  Your own TV show, something like Chelsey Lately.

Deelightful: Diamonds, I cannot think of anything, so I'll just give you some bling.

Rainbow:  Your own line of Greeting Cards.  They'd sell like hot cakes.

JadedRose:  Your very own barn helper and large-animal vet.  No charge.  Ever.

WannaMomma:  A baby.  Or two.  Or three.  And free diapers for as long as you need them, those buggers are expensive.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone, compliments of me.



    Posted by ladiegodiva on 2007-12-20 13:48:25 | Rating: | Views: 110
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Thank you Ladie....was my blog that lame? LOL, too cute though...Happy Holidays chick...
Posted by  Rajah1116  on 2007-12-20 14:11:25 
  
Your blog is NOT lame Raj, but with my gift I get even more of your time-get my logic?

Nice try on the Marlbs kid, speaking of, I'm off to have one of my own.
Posted by  ladiegodiva  on 2007-12-20 15:17:31 
  
Yea, a kick ass & a better job! Alright! Awhoo hoo! Can I also have Steve? :)
Posted by  Mandie142  on 2007-12-20 16:01:55 
  
No, but we can share Steve-I heart him too you know.
Posted by  ladiegodiva  on 2007-12-20 21:15:25 
  
Okay, I think that sounds like a swell plan - we will share Steve. :)
Posted by  Mandie142  on 2007-12-20 23:29:41 
  
Why thank you LadyG! I'd love a TV show of my own- especially if it comes with a salary as big as Oprah's!!
Posted by  kaos264  on 2007-12-21 01:09:33 
  
I couldn't sleep last night and then it hit me-I forgot Badly Drawn Stick Man! So, to you BDSM-I give you a nicely drawn figure.
Posted by  ladiegodiva  on 2007-12-21 12:25:57 
  
Haha...Aww thanks LG, that is awesome, I love those gifts, especially the mircochips... :)
Posted by  olp76  on 2007-12-27 13:11:23 
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