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I am taking the idea Rajah had of a Christmas gift list and breathing life into it. So, here is what I would give to you if I could.
Rajah: A full-time assistant skilled in the art of conversation and cleaning.
Whitters: A restraining order for James and a sink hole behind your office-you know, in case there are any bodies you need to get rid of. Just in case...
OLP: A big house for you and Adam. A job where lemmings are not allowed. And micro-chips for your cats.
Bullseye: The promise that there is a woman out there who is perfect for you and your girls and directions on how to get to her house.
Arik: The ability to see you as I see you-completely beautiful. And a bona-fide mother of the year award, because you deserve it.
Mandie: A kick ass house across the street from me, a better job and a personality for Chandler.
PerfectlyBroken: A new start in a new town. And again, the ability to see yourself through my eyes.
DifficultSoul: A publisher, you have an excellent way of weaving words.
Kentlass: A life in which you don't know what pain is, in any form.
Scotslad: A column in the New Yorker or some other wide spread publication, your ideas and thoughts amuse me, in a good way.
Wayne: A big chunk of space in every "funnies" page across the nation-you never fail to make me laugh.
BeautifulCrone: A world where hatred and judgement do not exist.
MikeMike: A restraining order for whats-her-head.
DouglasMB: Year round passes for you and your son to all amusement parks in the States.
Kaos: Your own TV show, something like Chelsey Lately.
Deelightful: Diamonds, I cannot think of anything, so I'll just give you some bling.
Rainbow: Your own line of Greeting Cards. They'd sell like hot cakes.
JadedRose: Your very own barn helper and large-animal vet. No charge. Ever.
WannaMomma: A baby. Or two. Or three. And free diapers for as long as you need them, those buggers are expensive.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone, compliments of me.
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Posted by ladiegodiva on 2007-12-20 13:48:25 | Rating: | Views: 110
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Thank you Ladie....was my blog that lame? LOL, too cute though...Happy Holidays chick...
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Posted by Rajah1116
on 2007-12-20 14:11:25
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Your blog is NOT lame Raj, but with my gift I get even more of your time-get my logic?
Nice try on the Marlbs kid, speaking of, I'm off to have one of my own.
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Posted by ladiegodiva
on 2007-12-20 15:17:31
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Yea, a kick ass & a better job! Alright! Awhoo hoo! Can I also have Steve? :)
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Posted by Mandie142
on 2007-12-20 16:01:55
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No, but we can share Steve-I heart him too you know.
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Posted by ladiegodiva
on 2007-12-20 21:15:25
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Okay, I think that sounds like a swell plan - we will share Steve. :)
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Posted by Mandie142
on 2007-12-20 23:29:41
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Why thank you LadyG! I'd love a TV show of my own- especially if it comes with a salary as big as Oprah's!!
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Posted by kaos264
on 2007-12-21 01:09:33
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I couldn't sleep last night and then it hit me-I forgot Badly Drawn Stick Man! So, to you BDSM-I give you a nicely drawn figure.
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Posted by ladiegodiva
on 2007-12-21 12:25:57
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Haha...Aww thanks LG, that is awesome, I love those gifts, especially the mircochips... :)
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Posted by olp76
on 2007-12-27 13:11:23
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