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When life gives you lemons demand a better gift

I have developed a way to improve ones life, even when life deals you a losing hand.

Step one: First you have to target what you want to get out of life. We'll call this a goal. A goal of where you want to be life. Now you have to remember this goal, because if you stray then this process is ruined.

Step two: Make a list of possible ways to achieve your goal. Think of as many ways as possible, think outside the box if you have to don't be one track mind. The more ideas you have, the better, the easier it is to reach your goal.

Step three: Take some time and think of someone that you feel comfortable with helping you. It has to be some one that has a connection with you, that would be with you through anything. Usually a best friend.

Step four: Have the friend you chose pick one of you ways to achieve your goal from step two. Since they are your friend and know you, they should be able to pick a method that best fits you. One that should work perfect for you based of your personality which they know so well.

Step five: Follow through with the method that was picked. Make a good go at, try your hardest, make sure your friend is there all the way.

Step six: Fail horrible, screwing up everything, making your life worse. Screw it up good.

Step seven: Blame your friend for ruining your life. Guilt them into being your willing slave. So they do anything and everything for you, give you money, make you dinner, wash your car, build you a house, do your job for you, and anything else you desire.

With those easy seven steps, your life is getting better, minus the guilt of taking advantage of a good friend. But hey, what are friends for?

Blogger's note: Don't ever tell your friend you did it on purpose, they get really pissed, which reverses things. That really sucks because then you owe them times two.