The world is trying to find as many ways as possible to save the world (being green) while not spending millions of days at the same time.  Well i have developed a way that people can actually save hundreds of dollars per household, and save the world at the same time during the holiday season.

Assuming the average household has one male and one female that are in a relationship (married, dating, and other types of relationships of that sort).  Using Christmas as the holiday of saving money and the world, other holidays and birthdays can be used for this idea.  Assume the average female spends at least a $100 on a gift for the man in her life.  Then she spends $50 in her time that she uses to find the gift.  Then spends $20 in gas driving around looking for the gift she wants to buy.  That is a total of $170, plus the damage done to the earth from the driving, making the product you bought, and all the other factors that effect the earth.

Now here is how you save money and the earth all at once.  Instead of going out and buying our man a present for Christmas, give him a blow job.  Think about it.  It is what he has always wanted, it cost nothing, saves money, time, energy, gas, and the enivronment.  You can give it to him for every holiday or important event and he will never complain.  So for the selected gift giving days, add them all up, and you could save hundred and even thousands of dollar a year, and  the save enivronment.

So do your part, and suck a dick.

Blogger's Note:  I'm not a lonely pervert.  This was just a conversation between me and my lonely perverted friend.  It sounded like a good idea in the terms  that it is true in most cases and worth sharing.  Happy Holidays!