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(got to do this to get even with 2rivers and Wayne)

Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man

1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
8. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman

1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

- signal pause and cough -

Now for my Seasons Greetings message (Done the PC way)..

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally-conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, celebration of the winter/summer solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of your choice, or secular practice of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all AND a fiscally-successful, personally-fulfilled and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar for 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of your choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our society great (not to imply that our society is necessarily greater than any other society) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for himself or others and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting (whichever comes first) and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher".
Happy holidays!

(hope you enjoyed. Okay, will read mail in a while properly, got to put mum to bed and am dashing around like a headless chicken xo)
Posted by kentlass on 2007-12-10 14:41:24 | Rating: | Views: 398


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Posted by
jenna
on 2007-12-10 15:41:48
 
love it!
 
 

Posted by
HornyLittlePoker
on 2007-12-10 16:00:02
 
So clever!
 
 

Posted by
2rivers
on 2007-12-10 19:01:40
 
good one hon - really funny. the judge scores that one 5.8
 
 

Posted by
Focused_Dreamer
on 2007-12-10 20:18:24
 
hahaha...I got a chuckle out of these.
 
 

Posted by
Pauligan
on 2007-12-11 06:06:39
 
Love your sense of humor, lass.
 
 

Posted by
kentlass
on 2007-12-11 07:20:27
 
thanks guys - warm hugs

but, stands with hands on hippies, staring at 2rivers, umm, 5.8? can I not get a 6.0? pretty please with a cherry on top, or in your case, a haggis - blinks and chuckles
 
 

Posted by
Wayne
on 2007-12-11 07:56:30
 
That was fantastic.....
 
 

Posted by
wlamebull
on 2007-12-11 08:03:06
 
Good stuff, little girl!
 
 

Posted by
kentlass
on 2007-12-11 08:18:02
 
chuckles a thank you.

seriously, will put up a more 'serious' Christmas/Solstice post later..warm smile, as rt calls now
 
 

Posted by
CavedogRob
on 2007-12-11 19:54:02
 
Woo-Hooo! Funny stuff!!!
 
 

Posted by
missmarie
on 2007-12-12 13:36:51
 
he he funny post honey xxxx
 
 

Posted by
2rivers
on 2007-12-12 17:52:20
 
ok Lass - I overruled the judges - 6.0 all round - Jane Torvill will present you with your prize a Haggis, and a bottle of single malt Whisky.
 
 

Posted by
bookgirl
on 2007-12-15 13:42:25
 
that was great....haha
 
 

Posted by
maryxiao
on 2007-12-25 03:07:14
 
so funny

good job
 
 

Posted by
gelsk
on 2008-02-21 19:15:51
 
Hillary has proven her shamleful character with her bid for the presidency. Hillary and Bill Clinton’s scandals include many firsts
CLINTON WAS IMPEACHED!!!
Clinton Accused of 1978 Hotel Rape!!!
Clinton Murders!!! video in my blog.
 
 


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