Looking in to leave you this before I scarper off to bed:

The Most Venomous Snake In The World
Name: Expectoria Trouserius (Trouser Snake)
Location: Throughout the world
Description: Varying colour from pink to black, fangless, with highly venous spit. Size varies from 3 – 12 inches, depending on its mood.
Symptoms: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous rump, then severe swelling followed by excruciating pain after 9 months. The attack is not usually fatal.
Habitat: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most unusual places.
Antidote: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the venom is injected into the body, only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men.
What to do once attacked.
Torniquet: Do not apply a torniquet as the venom is too deep in the body to be effective.
Bandaging the wound: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective, as bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.
Sucking the wound: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to lead to any success.
Milking the snake:
1. Place 4 fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with the thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly, and move the hand in an upward and downward manner.
3. This will result in the snake becoming very aggressive and start spitting.
4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker and the last time the snake has attacked.
5. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.
Conclusion: This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not necessarily a vermin, and treated with respect,makes a wonderful pet.



..lil grin, sorry - I couldn't resist - night all - hugs

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