sorry, needed a cheering up myself - my spirits have downed somewhat over the last few hours, nevermind.
okay, now for some jokes for your viewing pleasure:
Think of a number.
Multiply it by 3.
Now add 5.
Take away the number you first thought of.
Now add 7.
Subtract 2.
Add back the number you first thought of.
Now, close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
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How weird is this...
While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot.
While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
What direction is your foot going now? - Weird
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Sometimes ... when you cry ... no one sees your tears ...
Sometimes ... when you are worried ... no one sees your pain ...
Sometimes ... when you are happy ... no one sees your smile ...
But fart just one time..
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