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Phew, what an eve or should I now early monday morning..smile
Think I have caught up with most bookmarks and as many random posts as I can, but I really must get some sleep soon, although, I was able to sneak a nap in the afternoon.
Goodnight and take care all, behave yourselves and if you can't do that, then have fun and be safe - warm hugs, smooches and whatnots sent and, special hugs and thanks to Thoughts Staff, you rock.
so this morn I leave you with this:
Things to Ponder
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? (I've tried it, it doesn't work)
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Did Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
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Posted by kentlass on 2007-11-11 17:38:11 | Rating: | Views: 252
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thankyou for the belly laugh before bed
you are sooo funny kentlass xnitenitex
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Posted by missmarie
on 2007-11-11 17:54:26
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***Kisses*** kentlass!
(right now...i'm transporting some of my mom's yummy pumpkin chocolate chip cookies to you, complete w/ glass of milk :) Sweet Dreams m'Dear ((x))
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Posted by Shannon
on 2007-11-11 21:59:15
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kentlass
Ive read alot of your blogs tonight
your fingers must be tired
nite nite
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Posted by bernadettesaint
on 2007-11-11 22:55:10
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Great post Kentlass. Now you have me thinking. lol
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2007-11-12 08:28:49
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Great post kentlass.
You are so very funny.xx
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Posted by bubblydi
on 2007-11-12 08:38:55
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Mwaaaa Haaaa Haaaa...
:D
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Posted by Traveler
on 2007-11-12 09:27:12
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missmarie, okay, so am a night late, i kinda not often come back to a post..lil chuckle..so, guess its g'night again - hugs.
Shannon, you angel - yums and bless you - I shall take them now and dream sweet, thank you dearheart.
bernadettesaint - nods, they were atad..soft smile, bless you, thanks
JD..lil chuckle ..heeeeeyyyyyy, now that is a good one, pouts and writes it down..pokes tongue out and ya - hugs
scotty? deary? thats the idea, make you think ..lil laugh
Thanks Di and hope you heeded what I said in my other post, gentle smile, nod and hug
Trav..smoooooooooooooches, nite sugar
groupie huggies
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Posted by kentlass
on 2007-11-12 15:55:03
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Hmmm...I'll be thinking about some of those for a while...very funny though..
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Posted by CavedogRob
on 2007-11-12 20:44:41
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haha that was funny... i almost didnt get the roman paramedic one lol:P
nah i didnt get to see disturbia.. the browser went all funny so it wouldnt load any films :(
ah well, music is just as good lol
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Posted by ReadHeadChik
on 2007-11-14 04:12:10
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