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(okay, this may not be to somes taste, but was asked to put a 'funny' up, so here goes)


He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck and then her breast
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide...he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms....
And then he stuffed the turkey.

(some of you have SUCH dirty minds! - I was thinking of Christmas time - honestly)
 
love & light

    Posted by kentlass on 2007-12-04 17:34:36 | Rating: | Views: 1043
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Yeah, sure..... :)
Posted by  Ana_stacia  on 2007-12-04 17:57:10 
  
yeah - really - lil laugh [uncrosses fingers]
Posted by  kentlass  on 2007-12-04 18:27:27 
  
I feel strangely attracted to turkeys now.
Posted by  Pauligan  on 2007-12-05 07:14:08 
  
You are sooooooo naughty - but I like you!
Posted by  overthehillandfar...  on 2007-12-05 12:13:40 
  
hahahahahahahahahahaahaha..oops fell off chair....hahaha
Posted by  2rivers  on 2007-12-05 13:50:56 
  
Hilarious....Wishing you all an erotic clucking Christmas.
Posted by  Gwatlan  on 2007-12-05 14:27:41 
  
ha ha ha thats funny, don't we all have dirty minds he he xxx
Posted by  missmarie  on 2007-12-05 16:00:54 
  
Ha! Loved that one!
Posted by  CavedogRob  on 2007-12-06 19:48:29 
  
lollage:P haha that cheered me up some:)
Posted by  ReadHeadChik  on 2007-12-07 14:53:49 
  
RHC
good to ssee you back too - hug
Posted by  kentlass  on 2007-12-09 10:50:11 
  
You had me going for a minute there!!! LOL

P.E.JAY
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Posted by  PEJAY  on 2007-12-09 12:44:02 
  
umm, sorry, was asked, so posted it Pejay.
glad it was enjoyed.
we all need some smiles, gentle nod

love & light left
Posted by  kentlass  on 2007-12-09 13:03:04 
  
Now that I've lifted my chin off the floor...... Good post! lol
Posted by  scotslad60  on 2007-12-09 18:17:52 
  
lil laugh, scotty, pick that jaw up mr.
hey, me innocent, i was asked to put up a erotic verse, so i did just that..nods lots

thanks peeps, youve all made me smile this morn, will do a 'normal' post asap, promise..soft smile

love & light
Posted by  kentlass  on 2007-12-10 01:59:54 
  
Nice little twist there at the end. :) Very nice poem, a keeper.
Posted by  CountryRoads  on 2007-12-10 10:07:21 
  
hahaha that was GREAT!
Posted by  sacrificedangel  on 2007-12-10 12:25:50 
  
That was great!! You had me wondering where it was going!
Posted by  HornyLittlePoker  on 2007-12-10 16:02:30 
  
lol...i tout this is a raunch yet comicaly read out poem lol x
Posted by  CarlJ87  on 2007-12-11 08:27:24 
  
I was quite offended to start and couldn't believe you would post such a think but kept reading and almost fell off of my chair..hehehehehehehe That was too funny not to pass on to my friends...LOL
Posted by  luv2laugh3  on 2007-12-15 11:41:10 
  
Wow..im gonna have to recite this on Thanksgivings day...lol stuff them in my Christmas letters too =]Sike! lol
Posted by  DreamsDontCount  on 2008-11-07 16:45:05 
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