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(okay, this may not be to somes taste, but was asked to put a 'funny' up, so here goes)


He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck and then her breast
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide...he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms....
And then he stuffed the turkey.

(some of you have SUCH dirty minds! - I was thinking of Christmas time - honestly)
 
love & light

Posted by kentlass on 2007-12-04 17:34:36 | Rating: | Views: 358


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Posted by
Ana_stacia
on 2007-12-04 17:57:10
 
Yeah, sure..... :)
 
 

Posted by
kentlass
on 2007-12-04 18:27:27
 
yeah - really - lil laugh [uncrosses fingers]
 
 

Posted by
Pauligan
on 2007-12-05 07:14:08
 
I feel strangely attracted to turkeys now.
 
 

Posted by
wlamebull
on 2007-12-05 07:26:52
 
Such a lovely, erotic, turkey poem! I love it... makes one want some....turkey!
 
 

Posted by
overthehillandfaraway
on 2007-12-05 12:13:40
 
You are sooooooo naughty - but I like you!
 
 

Posted by
2rivers
on 2007-12-05 13:50:56
 
hahahahahahahahahahaahaha..oops fell off chair....hahaha
 
 

Posted by
Gwatlan
on 2007-12-05 14:27:41
 
Hilarious....Wishing you all an erotic clucking Christmas.
 
 

Posted by
missmarie
on 2007-12-05 16:00:54
 
ha ha ha thats funny, don't we all have dirty minds he he xxx
 
 

Posted by
CavedogRob
on 2007-12-06 19:48:29
 
Ha! Loved that one!
 
 

Posted by
ReadHeadChik
on 2007-12-07 14:53:49
 
lollage:P haha that cheered me up some:)
 
 

Posted by
kentlass
on 2007-12-09 10:50:11
 
RHC
good to ssee you back too - hug
 
 

Posted by
PEJAY
on 2007-12-09 12:44:02
 
You had me going for a minute there!!! LOL

P.E.JAY
www.pjaysongbird.spaces.live.com
 
 

Posted by
Ottehey
on 2007-12-09 12:49:30
 
Wonderful Kentlass.
This where much sweet write.

have a nice evening.
 
 

Posted by
kentlass
on 2007-12-09 13:03:04
 
umm, sorry, was asked, so posted it Pejay.
glad it was enjoyed.
we all need some smiles, gentle nod

love & light left
 
 

Posted by
scotslad60
on 2007-12-09 18:17:52
 
Now that I've lifted my chin off the floor...... Good post! lol
 
 

Posted by
kentlass
on 2007-12-10 01:59:54
 
lil laugh, scotty, pick that jaw up mr.
hey, me innocent, i was asked to put up a erotic verse, so i did just that..nods lots

thanks peeps, youve all made me smile this morn, will do a 'normal' post asap, promise..soft smile

love & light
 
 

Posted by
CountryRoads
on 2007-12-10 10:07:21
 
Nice little twist there at the end. :) Very nice poem, a keeper.
 
 

Posted by
sacrificedangel
on 2007-12-10 12:25:50
 
hahaha that was GREAT!
 
 

Posted by
HornyLittlePoker
on 2007-12-10 16:02:30
 
That was great!! You had me wondering where it was going!
 
 

Posted by
CarlJ87
on 2007-12-11 08:27:24
 
lol...i tout this is a raunch yet comicaly read out poem lol x
 
 

Posted by
luv2laugh3
on 2007-12-15 11:41:10
 
I was quite offended to start and couldn't believe you would post such a think but kept reading and almost fell off of my chair..hehehehehehehe That was too funny not to pass on to my friends...LOL
 
 


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