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Word Power - New Words for the Week
1) Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
2) Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
3) Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4) Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
5) Caterpallor (n.) The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
6) Decaflon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
7) Dopelar effect (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly.
8) Extraterrestaurant (n.) An eating place where you feel you've been abducted and experimented upon. Also known as an E-T-ry.
9) Faunacated (adj.) How wildlife ends up when its environment is destroyed. Hence faunacatering (v.), which has made a meal of many species.
10) Foreploy (n.) Any misrepresentation or outright lie about yourself that leads to sex.
11) Grantartica (n.) The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding.
12) Hemaglobe (n.) The bloody state of the world.
13) Intaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.
14) Kinstirpation (n.) A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit.
15) Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep.
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Posted by kentlass on 2007-11-08 14:24:49 | Rating: | Views: 268
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you are great at these.
well done. xx
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Posted by bubblydi
on 2007-11-08 14:44:50
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Haha, very clever. I particularly like the 'bozone' layer.
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Posted by kaos264
on 2007-11-08 14:49:37
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You are so tallented at making me chuckle thank you xbighugsx
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Posted by missmarie
on 2007-11-08 19:27:23
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Those words were great! You are quite the lexiconologist (not sure if that's a real word; I may have made up one myself...). I actually suffer from several of them. Thanks for cheering me up!
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Posted by CavedogRob
on 2007-11-08 21:04:46
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Great stuff lass, I love the way your mind works.
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Posted by Pauligan
on 2007-11-09 05:47:21
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Excellent. Lot's of good times here at Kentlass' blog.
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Posted by ladiegodiva
on 2007-11-09 07:23:00
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lmfao kentlass. Great post. I love them all. Well done.
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2007-11-09 09:38:28
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Very clever. haha
Gave me a morning laugh.
Did you make these up?
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Posted by DifficultSoul
on 2007-11-10 11:09:34
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