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This is a place for me to tell you about some of the worst people I have encountered in my life. I have 3 of them & to avoid any lawsuits or hearing any more bitchin then I already do I will b changing their name.

The three are my mother in law & her name Is "Patty" or as I like to call her Satan's helper. She has 665 on her neck.

The 2nd is who we will call "Pastor Henry" who is on his 6th or 7th marriage, I cant keep track.

The 3rd and not the last is my ex wife. We will call her "Danni". And is now corrupted by association since she has been with her is my daughter, who we will call "Danni Yellow".

During our adventure together I will be telling you of the various escapades of these individuals, from encounters that I have had with them as I am able to recall them. I tell you know & I want you to keep this in mind as you read these blogs, NONE of this is an exaggeration. These are accurate and I would testify to them in court as being so. Of course, that is why I am changing the names so they cant come back & say that I am putting their business out in the street. But I am telling you these things because it needs to be said and also for your amusement. You will find these entertaining and insightful as to the degenerates that are out there and if you run into these people, have our holy water ready as that might be the only thing that will keep them from sucking the life out of you, as they have to be some form of as of yet undiscovered parasite.

I guess we will go in chronological order. The 1st that I will enlighten you on is the ex bitch, Danni. I was married to her for a total of 6 years & was with her for 5 years. This marriage was a of lack of intelligence on my part. I should of run away screaming when she told me that she wanted to aspire to be a laboratory assistant because I quote; "I look good in a lab coat". Yes you read that right. This bitch is as smart as a finely tuned rock. She went to collage for over 3 years and still could not figure out her major. She was holding steady at a solid 1.0 g.p.a. We are talking a real Einstein here. She worked at the Clinique counter at a department store, so that she would get to wear the coat. This is the brain trust that allowed a man to con her into marrying him, allowed herself to be held hostage for over a month, and of course that was after getting knocked up by some looser that after screwing her said get out. She could always find someone that would be her but no one that would want to keep her around for any length of time, because she was a total nut case.

This is where I came in unfortunately. In thinking with the wrong head, I found myself linked up with a schizophrenic moron, a dangerous combination. So I take on this basket case & her bastard child & take care of them as best as I could. She went to great lengths to make sure that the bastards father would not get to see him, but tried to collect child support from him. Remember this because this becomes a pattern. This child was as screwed up as she is and on top of everything else was a mama's boy. I was sure that he would grow up & start wearing a dress & answer to the name bitch.

Anyways back to Danni. She did not know how to cook, could not really do any cleaning, and as I would come to see, was pretty much useless in every way imaginable. Her taste in clothes went from the weird to the ridicules. She had bunions on both of her feet which made her look like a duck. So long story short, she was a piece of work, rapped up in a nut job case.

Posted by kelevra1217 on 2009-03-11 18:10:33 | Rating: