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UNDERWEAR DUST
One evening Joe, thinking he was being funny,
said to his wife Annie, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim
Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt!"
Annie was not at all amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such
a comment go unanswered.

So the next morning Joe took a pair of underwear out of his
drawer.

"What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud
appeared when he shook them out.

"Annie," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?"

She replied ..."It's not talcum powder... I thought perhaps we should try some
Miracle Grow" 
Posted by keepdreaming on 2008-05-18 00:42:48 | Rating: n/a | Views: 125


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Posted by
brainstormer
on 2008-05-18 00:48:30
 
Well, it was a nice try at a joke:P Not bad.:)
 
 

Posted by
1forme
on 2008-05-18 00:51:00
 
You had me with "Underwear Dust." haha
 
 

Posted by
keepdreaming
on 2008-05-18 01:01:13
 
Well Hi there Brainstormer...nice TRY at a joke??? Hey I copied it from an email. I thought it was pretty funny. :) Hummmm...I wonder if that Miracle Grow stuff really works? ha-ha!
 
 

Posted by
keepdreaming
on 2008-05-18 01:03:04
 
Hi 1forme,
yeah "underwear Dust" is kind of a catchy title. :) It caught my attention also. Thanks for stopping by! Have a great one!
 
 

Posted by
amabaie
on 2008-05-18 12:47:58
 
Or she could have put it in a jar of formadehyde...to make it last longer!
 
 

Posted by
smileforthecamera
on 2008-05-18 13:20:21
 
Hahahah this was good. My laugh of the day :]
 
 

Posted by
dreampower
on 2008-05-18 16:48:00
 
KD
I love it....miracle grow?....lol I don't think I'll be needing that anymore...giving up that line of work...talk to you soon..s
 
 

Posted by
ColoradoDreamin
on 2008-05-21 16:01:09
 
Good one ... thanks for the smiles today. Peace.
 
 

Posted by
trevorjohn
on 2008-05-24 11:21:01
 
I thought it was a very funny joke. I'm thinking the miracle grow thing doesn't work for everyone (if you know what I mean)
 
 

Posted by
trevorjohn
on 2008-05-24 11:22:18
 
actually, I just really thought about it and maybe sometimes it works tooooooo well!
Hugs to you!
 
 

Posted by
Hollis
on 2008-05-26 20:47:19
 
oh that was great...Maybe I will try that with the hubby..tehe...
 
 

Posted by
Fancie
on 2008-05-29 14:02:29
 
That was very funny! Loved it!!!!
 
 


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