It's the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but!!
I love the profound, lovely posts and comments filled with wisdom I read everyday...they always start my day filled with confidence, self importance and a healthy dose of humility, just enough to keep me balanced. So I want to thank all you bloggers out there that share your deepests thoughts, emotions and stories.
But today, I'm going to lighten things up a bit...I will sacrifice my dignity, and describe to you how my day went yesterday.
I get up, pour myself some coffee, and go get my three kids up for school. My son is 15, I have a daughter that is 13, and one that is 10. As they are getting ready for school, I am getting their breakfast made in the kitchen. So far, no problem. My husband has already left for work. I decide to go take a quick shower while they are eating breakfast. I close the master bathroom door, (obviously not tight enough) I lay out my clothes, like the habitual neat freak that I am. I take my shower. Just as I am drying off...(no visuals please) My yorkie named Smokie, pushed his way into my bathroom, grabbed my panties, and took off like his hiney was on fire out of the bathroom, and out the doggy door. I yelled to my son to go after him, so he jumped up and ran out the door yelling " Smokey...come back here...Smokey...get back here....Mom...what does he have???" He is yelling this 2 houses down from ours...I wasn't about to scream back to him..."He has my UNDERWEAR!!" So, like a mother that should know better, I just said..."Just get him!" So he yells to the neighbor guy... "Steve...can you grab Smokey?" At this point, I was like..."NO...not Steve...Run Smokey...Run!!!" But instead I just snuck back into the house. My son comes back in, his face was purple...not too happy with me, I might add...and said "Thanks Mom, next time, tell me what I'm chasing down, Oh...Steve said...Nice Underwear!." (Cringe) I gave him a hug and said...I would have told you but you were screaming down the street." Anyway...my blood pressure went back to normal after a few hours...then later in the day... I felt I was having a pretty good day, I had forgotten all about the morning panty caper. It was about 4:00 and I came in the house and my husband was sitting there with this big smirk on his face. I said..."What???" He just looked at me all goofy, and he said..."So ...what have YOU been doing?" I said..."nothing really....why?" He just kept looking at me like he was going to crack up laughing...then he said...."Was it good?" I replied... "Was WHAT good?" He just kept this game going, it was starting to piss me off....He said..."The candy bar, was it good?" I thought to myself...So I had a candy bar...big fat hairy deal....I said "Yes if you HAVE TO KNOW...it was VERY good, thank you for asking!" Then he proceeded..."Well where did you just come from?" He still had this smirk on his face...So I just couldn't stand it any more...I said..."I stopped at your office to see you, but they said you had already gone home, so here I am...I came home!!! What's with all the Questions???" Then he very calmly said... " You may want to go see if there is any chocolate on the leather car seat, because it's all melted between your legs." I looked down and ALMOST DIED!!! I HAD MELTED CHOCOLATE RUBBED ALL OVER BETWEEN MY LEGS AND AROUND MY ASS! I had dropped pieces of candy bar while I was driving. To make matters worse, the guys in his office called him and razzed him about it as soon as I left. I'm never going back there again!!! And what was the deal that day with everything revolving around my butt?? Later in the evening I was outside for a little while, and saw Steve the neighbor, he just chuckled, and said..."Hey Jill, I never took you for the granny type." They weren't the granny type, they just weren't my best ones. So I'm pretty sure I will never live that one down. So at least for the next few months...I'll be seen on my street, or near my husband's office looking like this.... God Bless. Be careful eating candy bars while driving! Never let life get too heavy!!!
Posted by keepdreaming on 2008-02-06 22:05:14 | Rating: | Views: 78
Dear Dreaming girl,
Can't help it, but I went instantly into the visual mode. Now by doing so, I got to see a great lady in an absolutely emmbarassing moment.
My cheeks weere hurting while reading your entire post.
I'm sorry if you feel embarassed by the trials of your day today, but for the rest of us, you have given us a moment to take a load off our shoulders as we giggled at the brown stains on the back of your skirt.LOL
Thank you!
You allow us to see just how human you are and how many funny things happen to us humans. Just sometimes we don't think that they are so funny when it is happening to us.
Keep up the great posting, as I can always use a good smile to start off my day.
Thanks jwcj...I'm glad it made you smile. After it was all over, it did seem comical, so I thought I'd share it. Sometimes laughter can be the best medicine. You seem like a wonderful guy! Love & Peace Back At'cha
I know these events weren't funny when they were happening, but nice that, looking back, you could relate them to all of us with a sense of humor. Thanks for bringing a smile into my day. Peace.
Thanks for sharing. Its so nice to be able to share stories such as this.
I know you didn't think it was funny at the time, but I guarantee you will never forget that day.
The chocolate reminds me of my sons embarrassing moment. He goes to a job interview the other day and he called me afterward to tell me how good it went and he had a really hot chick that interviewed him, thought he had a shoe in. A few minutes later he calls back and he is horrified because while he was waiting for the interview (starbucks) they gave him a chocolate drink with chocolate shavings and he looked in the mirror after he called me and he had a chocolate mustache and a piece of chocolate stuck in his front tooth.
He figures now that was what the hot chick was smiling about. Anyway he got the job, bless his heart!
Trevorjohn, oh my goodness...your son sounds so precious! I'm so thrilled he got that job. All that chocolate and a exceptional young man... definately a shoe in!!! :) God Bless!
hehe
What a day.
Smokey should meet my dog Apache.
He likes to eat socks...I hide my panties from him.
hahaha
The neighbor..is probably still smirking today, and everyday he sees Smokey running with a prize in his mouth.
The chocolate?
All I can do is giggle.
You do have a good sense of humor.
Thanks, I needed a good laugh.
Difficult Soul, I've learned to laugh at myself. Everyone else does, so why not? :) Life's too short to walk around with so much weight dragging us down all the time. When there is something to find humor in, why not laugh? My parents us to tell me as a young little girl, not to be so silly. I'd ask them "why not? It's fun to be silly." I guess I still have some "silly" left in me. We just have to look for the sun on the cloudy days! God Bless Sweetie!
) I gave him a hug and said...I would have told you but you were screaming down the street." Anyway...my blood pressure went back to normal after a few hours...then later in the day... I felt I was having a pretty good day, I had forgotten all about the morning panty caper. It was about 4:00 and I came in the house and my husband was sitting there with this big smirk on his face. I said..."What???" He just looked at me all goofy, and he said..."So ...what have YOU been doing?" I said..."nothing really....why?" He just kept looking at me like he was going to crack up laughing...then he said...."Was it good?" I replied... "Was WHAT good?" He just kept this game going, it was starting to piss me off....He said..."The candy bar, was it good?" I thought to myself...So I had a candy bar...big fat hairy deal....I said "Yes if you HAVE TO KNOW...it was VERY good, thank you for asking!" Then he proceeded..."Well where did you just come from?" He still had this smirk on his face...So I just couldn't stand it any more...I said..."I stopped at your office to see you, but they said you had already gone home, so here I am...I came home!!! What's with all the Questions???" Then he very calmly said... " You may want to go see if there is any chocolate on the leather car seat, because it's all melted between your legs." I looked down and ALMOST DIED!!! I HAD MELTED CHOCOLATE RUBBED ALL OVER BETWEEN MY LEGS AND AROUND MY ASS! I had dropped pieces of candy bar while I was driving. To make matters worse, the guys in his office called him and razzed him about it as soon as I left. I'm never going back there again!!! And what was the deal that day with everything revolving around my butt?? Later in the evening I was outside for a little while, and saw Steve the neighbor, he just chuckled, and said..."Hey Jill, I never took you for the granny type." They weren't the granny type, they just weren't my best ones. 
So I'm pretty sure I will never live that one down. So at least for the next few months...I'll be seen on my street, or near my husband's office looking like this...
. God Bless. Be careful eating candy bars while driving! Never let life get too heavy!!!
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