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Alcohol's reaction on women

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH ............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING 'WOO-HOO!' IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO .

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE 'OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!'

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?).

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID IS DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

'May your life be filled with relaxing sunsets, cool drinks, and sand between your toes'

Special note to you guys...this wasn't meant to leave you out, but you've probably watched all of this happen many times before... except the part where we sometimes fail to notice that the toilet lid is down. Personally that was a surprise for me too. Ladies...????? I won't admit that one, how 'bout you????

Posted by keepdreaming on 2008-07-02 23:58:30 | Rating:

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		the good days....
Posted by simplyjayden on 2008-07-03 00:10:20


		You bet'cha SJ..the good days is right!!! I love that name "Jayden"! Thanks for stopping by!
Posted by keepdreaming on 2008-07-03 00:29:29


		omg....sooo true, man i miss throws days!
Posted by boxcutter on 2008-07-03 01:17:21


		Oh, cool :) I've never been drunk as much, but saw my friends being...
Posted by LuckyJulia on 2008-07-03 10:15:42


		oh yeah, you are right Jill I have done em all except maybe yelling at the bartender!
Posted by trevorjohn on 2008-07-03 13:56:04


		boxcutter, I miss them too!!! I remember them well! :D
Posted by keepdreaming on 2008-07-03 17:06:14


		LJ, I bet your friends appreciated you being there to hold there hair for them though, huh? You are the friend that we all need to have!! Thank you for stopping by!
Posted by keepdreaming on 2008-07-03 17:08:41


		TJ, Somehow I knew YOU never would yell at the bartender. You probably made damn good friends with him by the end of the evening though, right?? Made sure those drinks were of top quality!!! I know how you work!! ;)LOL
Posted by keepdreaming on 2008-07-03 17:11:31


		woo Hoo I am thinking about them daze and am glad I don't do that anymore.......LOL
Posted by Hollis on 2008-07-04 08:29:40


		Hi Hollis... Brings back the memories, doesn't it? Oh My Goodness, I COULDN'T do that anymore!!! My ears hurt now when I hear music that loud anymore. LOL Funny how that happens. :) I've missed you! I need to spend more time on here catching up. Schools out and the kids are ALL OVER THE PLACE. God Bless Hunny!
Posted by keepdreaming on 2008-07-05 00:29:59


		I remember those days. Also pulling up my shirt when some guy in the band said we should do that. But I shocked myself. But it was really funny. Probably should have kept that one to myself. Huh?
Posted by Fancie on 2008-07-12 14:27:57


		KD Cheers honey!!! OMG...I've done all that! And I did yell at the bartender...and now you're telling me that it was me all the time? YIKES!! MY BAD?
Posted by lastblastkl on 2008-07-21 09:25:01