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fifth blog - nightclub staff

am i the only one sick of the staff that work at the local night spots first of all bouncers seriously when are they gonna learn that there not cool there just there to do there job its not about them no one gives a shit once your past them.
All their there for is to make sure no one underage gets in thats it and for some reason they think there the centre of attention and really cool. Why coz you ask tough questions like were do ya live whats your birthdate can i see some i.d HELLO the young pimple faced kid at Mcdonalds ask me questions to! like you want fries with that would you like to upgrade will you be dinning in or take away, the diference is he unlike a bouncer realises that i dont give a shit what he thinks about my shoes he just does his job and i get on with my night.
Has anyone ever been on the dance floor with some hot chick bumping and grinding away and thought ge i would much prefer to be standing out side the door in the freezing cold staring at nothing! coz all the people that matter are inside. Well atleast you can look tough wearing black and operating a counter click! one more person with a life going in click! one more person taking a hottie home. And me and my tight shirt standing by the door like some rent a thug out of a cheap gangsta flick thinking i'm all that get over yourselfs bouncers. So next time you get to the front of that line, do what i do when they say do you have i.d smile and think to yourself would you like fries with that.

D.J's oh there my favourite people what a collossal bunch of cocks they are i'm not talking about the real dj's that actually make and mix there own music i'm talking about the wanna be nobs who are nothing more than a cd changer for crying out loud a i-pod could your job, you stand up there in your stupid little booth fk knows why they could stick you in the back room and use the area for something usefull like another bar.
You hold head phones up to your ear like your gonna bust out some serious scratching but really your just listning to the nexy shitty top 40 song thats on ya so fresh cd ya just bought. Oh and don't get all excited when some girl comes up to request a song she aint into you she's no dj grooupie, if she's requesting a song it means she hasn't liked the shit you've been playing all night . But there's no telling you idiots so i'll just continue to laugh at you when ya mates come up to your booth (tosser podium) and you give your litlle homie hand shakes like your all gangsta hahaha gee i might go be a d.j myself now were did i leave my hits of 07 cd.