"I try to say goodbye", Macy Gray
WRONG LYRIC: I try to say goodbye to my chook
RIGHT LYRIC:    I try to say goodbye and I choke

“Freak,” silverchair
WRONG LYRIC: Yeah, I’m afraid, of bagels
RIGHT LYRIC:    Yeah, I’m a freak, of nature.

“Smells Like Teen Spirit”, Nirvana
WRONG LYRIC: A Malatto, hell if I know, I'm a skater, follow me oh, yeah!
RIGHT LYRIC:    A malatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido, yeah! 



“Bohemian Rhapsody” Queen
WRONG LYRIC: Beelzebub has a devil on the slide trombone
RIGHT LYRIC:    Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me 



“Bootylicious”, Beyonce
WRONG LYRIC: Fiancé , Can you handle tits?
RIGHT LYRIC:   Beyonce, can you handle this? 



“Beautiful Day” U2
WRONG LYRIC:   It's a beautiful day
                           Scarred bones and felines
                            It's a beautiful day

RIGHT LYRIC:    It's a beautiful day
                         The sky falls and you feel like
                          It's a beautiful day 



“Complicated” Avril Lavigne
WRONG LYRIC: Chill out, Robbie Alomar
RIGHT LYRIC:    Chill out, whatcha yellin for?