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If women ruled the world- a response to Wayne :)
Men would not only put the toilet seat down, but they’d also replace the empty roll of toilet paper they left in their wake and wipe up the drops they spilt...

Men would remember birthdays, anniversaries, children’s birthdays etc and would actually get decent presents for the above occasions

There would be a 3 second perving limit. Once you’ve had your look, that’s it- you can’t look again and gawk at our boobs, asses, legs and whatever else you stare at.

It would no longer be a case where “Every good man is married, dead or gay.” It would be “Every man is a good man”    (Luckily I've got one of the married ones, hehehe)

Men would be the ones getting pregnant.

When a girl spoke to her man, all other sound frequencies reaching his ears (like the TV) would automatically be tuned out and he would only be able to hear us.

“Superbowl Sunday” would be preceeded by “Gilmore Girls Marathon Saturday.”

There would be no wars cos the girls wouldn’t want to send their children off to die

Men would gain the ability to notice a variety of things including : there’s dust on the shelves; the cat’s litter tray needs cleaning and that the ‘unidentified’ objects in the fridge should be thrown out.

Chocolate would be an essential daily vitamin

There would be no such thing as pap smears, periods, cellulite, unexplained weight gain, or Paris Hilton- that bitch just makes us all look bad....
Posted by kaos264 on 2007-12-12 18:28:52 | Rating: n/a | Views: 105


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Posted by
tonyrayhutchison
on 2007-12-12 18:39:37
 
Okay, I can dig most of this, but....come on no Super Bowl?!
 
 

Posted by
HornyLittlePoker
on 2007-12-12 18:40:41
 
If only.....
 
 

Posted by
kaos264
on 2007-12-12 18:41:48
 
Oh no, I would never get rid of the Superbowl! I'd just make it a bit fairer: on "Gilmore Girls Saturday", we get to sit around eating and drinking all day watching something WE like on TV. Then on the sunday, it's the guy's turn :)
 
 

Posted by
Wayne
on 2007-12-12 19:42:18
 
ok....I get the point...very good....:)




















 
 

Posted by
Mandie142
on 2007-12-13 07:59:52
 
I love the Gilmore Girls Marathon Saturday! Ha, ha! We should rule the world!
 
 

Posted by
whiteknight
on 2007-12-13 10:05:44
 
The blog itself proves the point that women could never rule the world. I know this was all said in jest but you not only want to change the world, but violate biology. And if you got all this you would complain where have all the real men gone(go read my blog)
 
 


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