Anyone who can fool Oprah Winfrey into liking or beliving in something can fool the world.

That's because the world is full of fools who hang on every word Oprah says.

It sure worked for Rhonda Byrne, the masterful creater of that scam "The Secret."

This bird claims that by thinking positively and wishing for something really hard, you'll get it.
It really is that simple.
Apparently.


Sounds to me like someone has been a tad depleted of oxygen...

But Oprah swallowed it whole and spat it out to her millions of lemming fans world-wide, who have now embraced "The Secret" as their mantra for life.
They've forked out money for the book, the dvds and, whatever other form they can market this shite in.
 
So now we're waiting with baited breath for all their dreams to come true. Anything?
(Cue silence and a few crickets chirping....)

Nothing yet. Still waiting....

No dreams come true, no lives dramatically changing, just a big fat trend that gave Rhonda Byrne a big fat wad of cash. Don't forget the big fat prime-time Oprah special epidsoe on "The Secret."

Fool Oprah, fool the world.
Feed Oprah, feed the world.
Save the cheerleader, save the world.