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Crayons..... on 2007-12-23 18:13:51 |
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I used to eat cat food....no wonder I'm a cat person!
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Snow Falling on Cedars on 2007-12-23 18:12:56 |
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Hope you have a happy and relatively snow-free Xmas! We'll be sweating it up big time here in Aussie land with humidity so high there's sweat running down your crack! lol.
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Outta Here For Four Days... on 2007-12-23 18:09:02 |
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Oh! I'll definately be in on the whole "borrow Gilmore Girls series 7 DVDs from your sister" thing :)
Have a great Xmas! (hugs)
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A Gift for You on 2007-12-21 01:09:33 |
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Why thank you LadyG! I'd love a TV show of my own- especially if it comes with a salary as big as Oprah's!!
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This is my last post..... on 2007-12-16 06:58:50 |
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Have you joined "Brittney Spears Annon?" Their 12 step program could be really useful to help you kick the habit of Brit-bashing :)
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Change of Profession on 2007-12-16 06:53:17 |
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That's a great idea! I never realised just how gullible we all are when it comes to the weather :)
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The SS Reveal... on 2007-12-15 21:48:23 |
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Yep, I never send back food either, you just don't know how many bodily fluids will end up in your food because you complained...!
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I just don't get it... on 2007-12-13 20:04:19 |
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Their pants must truly defy gravity. Only that could explain how they stay up.
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You Might Be a Bachelor If... on 2007-12-13 19:58:47 |
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Thank god I managed to find, latch on to and marry my man before he moved out of his parents house! He didn't have time to discover this rather 'wonderful' existance that a bachelor can have :)
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Not A Dream, A Nightmare… on 2007-12-13 17:06:15 |
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I've heard cheese can give you nightmares, and anything involving Azon could only be described as a nightmare!!
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My Gorgeous Boyfriend on 2007-12-12 18:45:19 |
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He sounds like a nice guy and I'm glad he's made you so happy!
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If women ruled the world- a response to Wayne :) on 2007-12-12 18:41:48 |
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Oh no, I would never get rid of the Superbowl! I'd just make it a bit fairer: on "Gilmore Girls Saturday", we get to sit around eating and drinking all day watching something WE like on TV. Then on the sunday, it's the guy's turn :)
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Peeve for the day on 2007-12-12 18:22:38 |
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Hmmm, good suggestions Gtownmom. And as for smoking them out, yes, ok, I'll be happy for you to do that, as long as you take your butts with you, lol! :)
Oh and I forgot to mention that they regularly grafiti the bike lockers with their scribble. Might do a post about how grafiti annoys the hell out of me too....
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If Men Ruled the World... on 2007-12-12 18:00:14 |
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Loved the foam hand idea, haha. Hmmmm, I may have to respond to this whole "Men ruling the world thing" with a post of my own..... :)
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Barbie Dream House on 2007-12-12 17:40:39 |
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You could always store it up Mr Mattell's ass for safekeeping :)
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Letters to Santa on 2007-12-12 17:39:02 |
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Imagine what Santa's response would be to a letter from "Gaylord Focker"!
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Funny about Christmas Eating on 2007-12-12 17:36:26 |
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I love this! Especially the carrot sticks = no Christmas spirit!
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Don’t Want To Close Out Files… on 2007-12-12 17:26:35 |
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Glad you sorted something out for the party! As for KFC, yum! But I'd advise you to stay away from the KFC kebab (if you guys have them over there) - they're new to KFC in Australia and I was bitterly disappointed in it.
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ABC + Movies = More Fun... on 2007-12-12 17:20:22 |
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Lucky for you and your lists that 'Xanadu' was both a movie and a song! Haha, it'd be hard to find something else starting with 'X'
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Christmas Party Rant… on 2007-12-11 23:42:50 |
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I was in a similar situation at my disasterous Xmas office party: I was the only one without kids and I couldn't even bring my hubby cos he was working :(
You could always rent an escort ;)....
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Blah Blah Blippity Blah on 2007-12-11 12:39:51 |
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At least you got to see some hot firemen :)
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I have a sad, sorry, boring life! on 2007-12-11 12:35:24 |
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Congratulations on reaching such an awesome milestone! :)
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Can You Freakin' Believe this! on 2007-12-11 12:34:21 |
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C'mon, this is ridiculous! Talk about insulting. Meanwhile, trashy drugged up morons who shouldn't be parents in any space or time are allowed to reproduce like rabbits (and suck out my taxes too, I might add!)Poor Raj!
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Please Give Me Ideas! on 2007-12-10 17:58:24 |
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Booze always goes down well :)
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Twelve Days of Fast Food on 2007-12-10 17:57:58 |
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On the 13th day of Christmas
my drive through gave to me
1 heart attack
and zero counts of sympathy :)
Very creative Wayne :) loved it!
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Third time and still unlucky? on 2007-12-10 16:19:32 |
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HA haha, yes we are lucky to live so close to such a nice beach. I would NEVER live anywhere it snows! I'm allergic to the cold :)
As for living with us, yep we have a spare room, but you'll have to fight the cat for it!
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I'll be wearing your new tattoo on 2007-12-10 16:18:19 |
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Yep, I'm a little hesitant when it comes to needles etc. But the tattoo ones don't seem to phase me. The pain kinda takes away that fear!! lol
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Melbourne on 2007-12-09 17:39:06 |
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Hey Lwood! I'm from Australia and I played softball from the ages of 5 to about 21 (I'm a very old 25 now, haha)and I too was a catcher (the only lefthanded catcher in the squad I think!) I played against a USA girls team back in about 1995 when I was about 13. Hope you enjoyed your time in Australia! kaos.
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The girl on 2007-12-09 15:47:58 |
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Congratulations on such a great daughter! Now if only adults who behaved nicely in public and had good manners could get a free ice-cream! I reckon the world would be a more polite place haha. Merry Xmas!
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My Commute on 2007-12-09 02:30:55 |
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Was the chick driving with the child on her lap Britany Spears? :)
Now remind us all again, why should they let her adopt TWINS when she couldn't even look after ONE of her OWN children!!!
The world is mad!
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Polly Want a Cracker? on 2007-12-08 04:34:04 |
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Did you know that every 3 seconds, somewhere around the world, a celebrity is throwing up her meal?
Click, click, click...puke.
Click, click, click...puke.
Me cynical? Maybe....
And oh yeah, when does the telethon for "Operation Eat Something" start? lol.
Will it have regular healthy sized people who actually eat speaking earnestly into the camera: "Please, give whatever food you can to these starving celebrities!"
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Smoke Detectors on 2007-12-07 14:23:25 |
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My smoke detectors are partial to hot air, not smoke or steam...ANYTIME I cook toast on a mildly cold morning, the hot air generated by the toaster rises, and slowly travels to the other side of the room where my detector sits. It takes about the same time for me to place spread on my toast, walk into the next room, sit down and start to eat my toast. THEN it goes beserk! Evil little thing...
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Studying the twinkies on 2007-12-07 14:18:51 |
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Hahaha! I'll have to make sure I try a twinkie when I go to America next year, they sound wonderful....haha.
Thanks to your post Wayne, at least I know they'll survive being out in the cold, the rain, being squashed in my backpack and any other force that they're likely to encounter in my bag :)
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Another Crazy Dream… on 2007-12-07 00:46:16 |
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Quote is from the latest Die Hard movie :) I liked that one!
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The Family Feud on 2007-12-06 22:31:26 |
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1. Christmas Ham
2. IQ test (beauty fades, dumb is forever)
3. Licks it's crotch
4. Chalk
5. Condoms
6. XXXX
7. Ants, curse them.
8. Mechanic
9. The water makes my hands all wrinkly
10. Rum, and lots of it....
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This might be the stupidest thing I ever heard! on 2007-12-06 22:13:45 |
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Heather Mills doesn't have a leg to stand on with this one...
...really really lame joke there (hehe)...but who the hell bitches and whines about how the media destroyed her marriage...wait for it.......... ON TV!!!???
Hang on a second there Millsy, but isn't participating in a TV interview FEEDING the very media you claimed ruined you!!!??? The term 'Hypocrite' comes to mind..
Oh yeah, I love meat, I love lamp etc etc.
Cows with guns, run cow run.
What a crazy mood i'm in!!
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Letter to Mandie on 2007-12-06 14:23:08 |
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Hey, you can't all go running away from Azon and the gang!! How else would we all know what they're up to? Hahaha.
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Out on 2007-12-06 14:21:06 |
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Hey Whit,
Hope your little girl is back to her usual self very soon! Did the doctor also prescribe you some valium or something useful too? ;)
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Are You Kidding Me... on 2007-12-05 06:15:09 |
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She drives by your house??? That's really getting creepy....although, maybe you could use her for a lift to work and let HER navigate the dreaded snow...but then you'd have to talk with her...no, on seconds thoughts, scrap that idea!! :)
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Too late on 2007-12-04 18:26:52 |
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Am lovin' this song right now :)
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Why pain is good on 2007-12-04 18:25:46 |
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hmmmm, I'm talking about physical kind of pain that your body produces as a reaction to something you've done to it, not the mental type of pain that causes a broken heart :)
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All I Want For Christmas… on 2007-12-04 14:38:00 |
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I like how world peace was number 3, not number 1, lol. At least you're a realist!
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Men Are From Mars... on 2007-12-03 19:35:03 |
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Perhaps you could get the queer eye guys in to do the work for you?
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Should I Be Worried… on 2007-12-03 16:07:18 |
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Is Azon taking a date? Cos that would be interesting if she found someone who can tolerate her...and yeah, I'm hoping it's either Chris or the really, really, ridiculously good-looking one for you....is his name Derek Zoolander? :)
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I Hate Snow…The Rant Continues… on 2007-12-03 15:57:23 |
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I'm so glad it doesn't snow where I live! I get cold as soon as the temperature dips below 20 degrees! (celsius) which I believe is 68 degrees fahrenheit
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The not-so excellent adventure on 2007-12-03 15:44:24 |
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Scotslad: Hmmm, To be sure, to be sure, I don't like fekking Guinness! hehe
Mandie: That woman who cornered me WAS unusually tall and big boned...perhaps she's Azon's twin!?! But she wasn't going bald tho...haha
BDSM: glad my tale of sorrow and self pity so was amusing for you :)
Roe: I love the Irish!
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Addictive... on 2007-12-02 19:59:45 |
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I have a similar reward system for blogging (weird, I know!) I say to myself "You can read other people's blogs and maybe post something yourself ONLY after you've fed the cats, walked the dog, had breakfast, and made the bed."
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Lets get some tunage on 2007-12-02 19:55:21 |
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At the moment, I've got "Muse" on my mind mostly. I've found that their music can be interpreted as either happy or sad in the same song, it just depends on your own mood and how you chose to listen to the song.
I've also added a "100 best dance hits of the 90's" to my MP3 player as a guilty pleasure to re-live my childhood/early teenage years :)
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The Black Spot on 2007-12-02 19:37:50 |
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I'm glad everything worked out for you in the end! I only wish the ongoing saga I'm having with a certain mobile phone would end in similar and happy circumstances. haha.
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The Apartment. on 2007-12-02 17:46:17 |
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She's going to haunt you!! Arghhhhhh!
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hello out there :) on 2007-12-02 17:42:05 |
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Hey RamJet (is your name from "Roger Ramjet" by any chance?) That sounds like a good weekend to me! You're lucky to live so close to the beach (I'm in Brissy).
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10 things spell checker won't catch on 2007-12-02 15:35:59 |
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Okay, Okay, I'll put you out of your misery, haha:
6 lines up from the bottom, in the part "many of the small mistakes we all make when write." I think you meant to say "...mistakes we all make when writING" instead of "write"??
Sorry, couldn't resist pointing it out :)
Now don't go scrutinising my posts for errors! I know there's heaps!! haha. kaos.
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10 things spell checker won't catch on 2007-12-02 15:32:12 |
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Hi Roe, at the risk of sounding like a smart-ass, (:P) did you notice that you had made an error in your post that spell check didn't catch? I'll let you find it....:)
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The season for Greed? on 2007-12-01 15:32:31 |
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Christmas was ruined for me in about 1998 when Celine Dion released a christmas album and it got played over and over and over again at the grocery store where I worked. It makes me shudder just thinking about it!!!
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Only found in America on 2007-12-01 02:36:06 |
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Great! Just some of the things I can look forward to seeing in America when I venture over there next September!
Here's one from our land:
Only in Australia does a "thong" refer to footwear, not underwear. :)
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What the Jiffy on 2007-12-01 00:27:22 |
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Astute observations here, HalPal :)
My Dr's surgery is the same with people trying not to touch and a TV at that low volume. The Dr is ALWAYS at least 30mins behind, so I take my own book to read now. At least that way I can tune out the coughing/sneezing/sniffling noises around me :)
Hope your car passed its test.
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The Smoker on 2007-12-01 00:22:54 |
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Very, very, entertaining, Gtown! Such passion :) From reading your post it seems to me like us breathers complain a lot more than the smokers who, granted, have sacrificed a fair bit to appease us and our desire to breathe.
Now what about the inbred people multiplying at a rate faster than rabbit, using EVERYONE'S tax money for their free houses and food...and... who also smoke? They must need to be a sub-category all of their own.
I think we will have to agree to disagree on this one :)
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