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23 Ways To Be Her Hero on 2007-11-30 15:36:18 |
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That's a great list!! It really puzzles me how guys can be so comfortable with scratching their balls in any situation, no matter who sees it! They'll happily scratch away, still talking to you and then want to shake your hand! You NEVER see girls scratching their parts!!!
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What Can I Say? on 2007-11-30 14:44:52 |
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How come there are so many male gynos around and yet I've never heard of a single FEMALE prostate expert or whatever the profession that deals with man bits is called?
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Over & Out on 2007-11-30 14:37:11 |
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May your moving van (or whatever it is you're using to move your stuff) be swift, the job hunting be smooth and your new house be sensational!
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Music music music!!! on 2007-11-29 16:17:42 |
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My mum is obsessed with Neil Diamond too, lol. Are you are a Led Zep fan too???
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What Happens Behind Closed Doors… on 2007-11-29 16:15:18 |
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Better put in an order for a monster truck to run over Azon with, cos if she's really as big as you guys keep saying, then a medium sized family sedan or a 4WD or even a Hummer won't be big enough to knock that bitch down!!
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Road Rage and how to avoid it (from ME). on 2007-11-29 05:15:54 |
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OMG, gtownmon, get out of my head already!! Lol. I TOTALLY agree with everything you have said!!
I also think that a pedestrian's safety should be their own responsibility, not mine as a driver of a big metal thing hurtling towards them. It's a lot easier for a pedestrian to just not cross the road when I'm coming at them, than it is for me to slam on the brakes, skid and hope I don't hit them or someone else. There's a reason the little man goes red and flashes at you = you were too slow getting to the crossing, so don't move off the footpath until there's no cars coming! great post :)
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HELP!!!! I think aliens abducted my family! on 2007-11-29 00:07:55 |
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The only sure way to tell if they're aliens is the TV and make them watch ET: (both the movie: extra terrestrial and ET- entertainment tonight) You see, Mary Hart is an alien. If your family are also aliens, they will be mesmorised by her voice and go into a trance-like-state and chant "Phone home! phone home!" That will be definate proof of alien invasion in your house....I think.... :)
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Test on 2007-11-28 15:52:41 |
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Hooray! the photo is there! :) Now watch me cut sick uploading pictures to every blog i can!!!!
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And I Cried on 2007-11-28 15:25:58 |
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Hi LG,
the loss of a pet is one of the most stressful things an animal lover can go through. Really sorry to hear about your ferret. What was his name?
We lost our cat less than a year after we got him. He was all black with yellow eyes and the picture of the cat in the sink reminded me of him.
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Lollypop girls on 2007-11-28 15:18:23 |
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Good idea, Fracture. You can make annonymous tip offs about the drugs, so she would never know where or who the information came from. Especially if there's a child involved and she's using drugs...
Do you know what sickness she has that they keep saying is causing the weight loss? Cos it truely could just be that she's in need of treatment for something else.
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Things to Ponder on 2007-11-28 15:09:24 |
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Hahaha, itsy bitsy spider!! That is so true! I hadn't noticed that about them before, but I certainly will now! They just have no idea what to do with their hands, haha.
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This blonde just wants to have fun on 2007-11-28 15:06:48 |
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Thanks everyone. At least the comments at work have petered off now cos most of them have seen me.
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The Nightmare Before the Christmas Party on 2007-11-28 15:04:31 |
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Believe me, this party will end up sucking big time, haha. It's also forecast to rain here this weekend, which will really put a damper (excuse the pun :) on our party....of course there's been no thought put into any alternative locations in case of wet weather.
As for Tori, I was lucky enough to see her play in Brisbane this year and get a photo/autograph at the meet and greet. :)
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A Guide for the stupid: how to catch a train on 2007-11-28 14:59:19 |
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Say Hi to Harold for me :)
Ugh, on yesterday's train ride, a man put his small fold-up UMBRELLA on the seat beside him!! What was even worse was that he was pretending to be asleep so people couldn't be bothered asking him to remove his pet umbrella so they could sit! Ridiculous!
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Stupid People... on 2007-11-27 23:27:06 |
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Still chuckling :)...
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The never ending cycle on 2007-11-27 23:10:59 |
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That was a cute little poem, Raj :)
Hope you find your Muse again!
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No More Leftover Thanksgiving Stuffing For Supper. on 2007-11-27 23:01:46 |
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I hope it's not a reflection on your babysitting skills, letting a child run wild like that! Ha ha ha, entertaining dream though.
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my scream got lost in a paper cup on 2007-11-27 22:58:01 |
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I've got 25 bucks and a cracker do you think it's enough to get us there?
Great lyrics from a great song! Are you a Tori fan?
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Have been so busy on 2007-11-27 12:12:49 |
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I think I read his crankyboot's comments and just laughed at him. Obviously he's not a very good counsellor if he goes around telling everyone that they suck!! LOL. And as for deleting his profile, looks like he couldn't stand the heat so he got out of the kitchen :). Have a good Wednesday!
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stupid dogs.... on 2007-11-27 12:03:45 |
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So are you saying I should or shouldn't have kids after reading your story? Lol.
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The origins of yodeling on 2007-11-27 11:57:40 |
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Well you learn something new every day! Thanks Wayne, a good laugh to start the day off with :)
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Like It or Not on 2007-11-27 11:50:43 |
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Sticks and stones, LadyG, Sticks and Stones...like all bullys, they'll get sick of taunting you one day and move onto someone else that they're jealous of...:) Write whatever the hell you want. If you don't bite, there's no reason for them to keep going. Chin up and kepp on bloggin!
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oprah on 2007-11-27 01:05:35 |
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I posted an entry earlier this month about how Oprah basically controls the free world,lol at:
http://www.thoughts.com/kaos264/blog/fool-oprah-fool-the-world-23744/
What I find amazing about her Christmas special is how the audience turns into a pack of blood thirsty, greedy, self indulgent psychos who are only there for "Me, Me Me!!!!"
It's quite revolting really...
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Black Friday on 2007-11-26 23:36:43 |
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I too haven't heard of the term 'black friday' until I started reading people's blogs about it. Is it basically a Friday where the shops open hella early so people can come in and spend, spend, spend to get their Christmas shopping done?
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Monday Memo on 2007-11-26 23:18:38 |
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Glad to see you've returned from being AWOL, lol. And good on you for giving him the car on an empty tank :)
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My brain is at full capacity on 2007-11-26 23:16:14 |
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I know what you mean about being tired from late then early shifts. I had about 8 micro sleeps on the train ride home from work today because I'm so tired! I was scared I'd miss my station.
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Life.. or something like it *Updated* on 2007-11-26 12:13:35 |
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Well I'm glad things progressed from terrible to terrific for you by the end of your weekend. Can't believe you went out shopping that early tho! That's a dedicated aunt right there. Our shops aren't even open till 8am at the earliest over here.
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Co-Workers’ Christmas Shopping List… on 2007-11-26 12:06:19 |
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Ha ha! Very funny list, but it might prove a bit on the expensive side for you with the GPS and the whole new bathroom and all, lol. I used to have a guy I called "Stinky Steve" at my work and every morning without fail he would drop the kids off at the pool at work. The smell then drifted out the toilet door right to my desk...being the youngest there, my desk was next to the toilet, which sucked!
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If I had a million dollars on 2007-11-26 11:57:23 |
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Sounds like a plan! My list would be something like:
1. pay off my house
2. travel, travel, travel
3. give some to family
4. invest the rest for my retirement :)
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Killing her softly with his smoke on 2007-11-26 11:52:15 |
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Little star, that's an interesting idea about gradually phasing them out, but as you said, the greedy governments profit way too much to do that!
As for freedom of choice, Wayne, I'm happy for people to kill their own lungs off- that's their own decision and yes, I guess it's a right if they want to send themselves into an early and unhealthy grave if that's what they decide to do, BUT I do take offence when they kill off MY lungs too cos I have to walk through their exhaled smoke. I don't have a choice when it comes to that, other than to maybe cross to the other side of the footpath, if I can find a smoke free spot among those sucking away on their cancer sticks!! :)
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My staff Christmas is tonight... on 2007-11-25 12:05:13 |
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Hope the party was good! Just let me get this straight: You TALK to your fingers and nails??? Is that to encourage them to grow or something?? lol.
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spell check and instant messages have turned us on 2007-11-25 11:52:33 |
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I agree with you on the lack of spelling skills front. I'm fairly anal about correct punctuation and spelling and I must admit, when I see other people writing blogs with bad spelling and incorrect grammar, it puts me off reading their entry. I don't mind the occasional typo, but you can tell the difference between just bad vocab/spelling etc and the odd missed key....
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Motivational Quotes - Sunday & Monday on 2007-11-24 22:30:51 |
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Good quotes! I also like "The standard you walk past is the standard you accept" which I've blogged/commented about a few times now.
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Snowman Suicide on 2007-11-24 22:28:37 |
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Hahaha, what a weird tissue box! My husband has a t-shirt that says "Keep snowballs away from flames" with a picture of a snowman protecting where his balls would be, if they had balls...
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Monday Anxiety on 2007-11-24 22:22:57 |
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"I don't like Mondays, (tell me why), I don't like Mondays (tell me why)I don't like Mondays.. I'm gonna shoot the whole day down."
Sigh, yes mondays are terrible. I just heard that Monday song and it seemed appropriate for your post :)
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My First Sports Blog on 2007-11-24 12:14:07 |
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Hey Captain Jack! It would be disappointing to know that someone you'd admired for their abilities had gone about it the wrong way and then lied about it. Kinda like Marion Jones with her Olympic medals. I'm glad they're making her give everything back including the prizemoney she won. There should be no room for drug cheats in sports. If people are so desperate to win that it means they have to take drugs to do so, then they probably weren't that good in the first place. cheers! Kaos
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a change for all of us on 2007-11-24 12:10:01 |
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Well i'll be heading off to my bank now to lock in the interest rate on my home loan for the next 3 years. We can now look forward to hand outs, hand outs and more hand outs under this new government....
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Happy Holidays?? on 2007-11-24 12:08:31 |
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And a happy holiday to you too, scotslad. Great post on the holiday madness! Hope you manage to keep your eyes :)
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Touring Day 1 on 2007-11-23 12:14:44 |
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That was really interesting to read! How come your guide wasn't allowed to eat with you? Enjoy the rest of your trip. :)
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Hi Everybody on 2007-11-23 12:09:04 |
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Hey Shaz, I too am from Australia- we're gradually infiltrating this here blog site one aussie at a time :) Happy Election day is all I can say I guess, cos we don't celebrate Thanksgiving. I'll be thankful tho when the election is over so I can open my mail and watch TV without being bombarded by political propoganda!!!!
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A happy blog post!!!! on 2007-11-23 12:06:04 |
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Seems like he be a serial cheater! Glad you cleared up your grudges tho :)
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I challenge you! on 2007-11-23 12:04:00 |
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Hey TJ, I've recently tried living by the thought that "The standard you walk past is the standard you accept." (I even did a blog about it!) and I have to say that it has made me happier to know that each day I am helping people (even those I don't know) by fixing small things I see as I go past. So good on you and your random acts of kindness! Cheers.
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Summer is here!! on 2007-11-20 19:24:05 |
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I know what you mean about wishing your life away. Some people do it constantly like "I wish school was finished", "I wish the kids would hurry up and move out", "I wish my mortgage was paid off." I used to be a bit like that but then a friend put it in perspective for me: If you keep on looking forward to the end of things, you won't enjoy the journey you took to get there, ie. you won't enjoy LIFE!
Curses about the heat though!! He he.
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This blonde just wants to have fun on 2007-11-20 19:21:20 |
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Yes bdsm, I got the joke, ha ha. Is your new picture the poor little stick man on fire or something?
My favourite blonde joke is something like:
Q. Why did the blonde keep checking her letter box?
A. Because the computer kept telling her she had mail.
or
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 300- 1 to hold the bulb and 299 others to turn the house around and around.
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have glue gun, will travel on 2007-11-20 16:40:35 |
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Hello my name is Kaos, and I too am addicted to crafty things. I just can't go to the hardware store without visiting the craft aisle imagining all sorts of mosaics, paintings, and woodwork projects I could adorn my house with. Great post!
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To the Mystery Flagger on 2007-11-20 16:05:15 |
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I've read some pretty inappropriate entries by some people (not yours tho, LadyG, yours are great!) but I've never flagged anyone's entry. Just because I find something offensive or whatever doesn't mean the next person who reads it will. I just choose not to read that person's blog anymore.
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Rajah Was Right... on 2007-11-19 21:08:49 |
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You could invite Azon out somewhere and never show up, but watch her from a distance to see what she does and just how long she waits. Then, when she quizzes you about it the next day, make up an excuse about why you couldn't go and why you couldn't contact her...
(OMG I'm soooo horrible!)
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The MAN Rules on 2007-11-19 17:44:04 |
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According to these rules men obviously can't count! Either that or every rule is equally as important and therefore they all get to be number "1" lol.
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Note to all staff.... on 2007-11-19 17:16:32 |
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Great tips for round the office!
I like the medical certificate thing :)
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Elephant Riding in the Jungle on a Mountain on 2007-11-19 05:10:26 |
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I LOVED Thailand when I went there last year. Our catch cry from that holiday was "Same same but different!" (I'm sure you would have heard this by now, lol) The elephants were my favourite part- I even got a tattoo of an elephant's head in the colours of the Thai flag to commemorate my stay there. Enjoy the rest of your trip.
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Differences Between Men & Women on 2007-11-19 05:06:14 |
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Hahaha, very true! Especially re the laundry. My husband plays cricket once a fortnight and comes home filthy each game. Needless to say, he didn't wash his uniform when he got home and didn't realise until the morning of his next game he had no clean uniform. So what did he do? Played cricket in a filthy, stinky uniform of course!!
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Using kids as excuses on 2007-11-18 20:52:30 |
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Reminds me a joke:
Q. What do computers and breasts have in common?
A. They're meant to be used by young children, but they always end up being played with by grown up men.
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It's here and it's black on 2007-11-18 13:22:58 |
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Enjoy your new fridge! It sounds really cool and I'm jealous of the ice machine thingy- I've never had a fridge with one of those before. Can't believe you guys are talking about snow! It's just starting to heat up over in Australia for summer and everyone is outdoors enjoying the sun- I'm going mountain biking today :) Happy Thanksgiving to you.
kaos
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the importance of animals on 2007-11-18 13:15:50 |
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Sorry to hear about your dog (hug). I too love pets (2x cats, 1x dogs) and they are my family. Enjoy the new additions to your family! kaos.
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CSI, Mom Style on 2007-11-18 13:11:22 |
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Hmmm, this investigation may be viewed as obtaining a confession by threats and intimmidation...I love it! Ha ha, great post! kaos.
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To my thoughts.com friends... on 2007-11-16 21:58:15 |
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Was just about to send out the SES to look for you! Haha.
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We Need More Rain on 2007-11-15 16:34:00 |
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Hey, I live up in Brisbane and we've been hit pretty hard with the water restrictions too. My aunt-in-law (if such a relative exists!) tried watering her plants with grey water from her washing machine and it killed them because of the detergent in the water. So my tip would be to use grey water only sparingly and not on your favourite plants. Good luck with getting some rain!
kaos.
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34 things i learned from videogames on 2007-11-14 19:15:31 |
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Very true! Haha What about "Contrary to popular opinion, white men CAN jump, to unbelievable heights, off anything and they never break an ankle when they land?"
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End of 07 survey, Arik's idea! on 2007-11-14 19:04:22 |
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Hahaha, loving the "special people everywhere" answer. Good list.
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Lunch on 2007-11-14 19:01:07 |
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"We will have to do it again sometime and make it a habit" What the? After the way he behaved! More like you'll have to make him a broken habit! Unbelievable!
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Once Upon a time..... on 2007-11-14 18:57:57 |
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Amazing how many thoughts can come of of one little head!!! She should have her own blog :)
Very cute.
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What is the worst Christmas present you have ever on 2007-11-14 18:16:50 |
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I got a "body suit"- a tight, stretchy kind of t-shirt thing with a snap crotch, supposed to be worn underneath jeans/shorts. Hideous floral pattern and so not a good look. Apparently they were apparently big in the 90's. I never wore the thing....
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Irritating Little Things on 2007-11-14 15:46:41 |
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My husband has a shirt that says "Cheer up EMO kid!" and he's going to wear it to the My Chemical Romance concert. It should go down a treat :)
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Ambulance Drivers.......... on 2007-11-13 00:08:46 |
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Thank you very much for the job you do! I come across people like yourself fairly regularly in my job abnd really appreciate the work you do (even if it is to save a drug addict's life)
Hell knows I couldn't and wouldn't want to do your job. kaos.
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Gas Drive Off on 2007-11-11 17:48:36 |
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Hahaha, I've heard about this happening! Glad you got it all sorted though. kaos.
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And the Winner Is... on 2007-11-10 21:46:54 |
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That list was (adopt Mr Burns voice)eexxxcellent. It seems that we have a number of hates in common! How about Peter Andre and that silicone barbie thing he calls his wife (jordan)?
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Poppin' The Thought.Com Cherry... on 2007-11-10 21:42:20 |
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Ohhhhh, Azon= Amazon. Haha, very nice. So she's like Cartman, right? "I'm not fat, I'm just big boned!"
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Qantas - The Quintessential Airline on 2007-11-10 21:40:35 |
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No dramas nemo, I tracked it down, lol. I've been to the US once before but that was a long time ago. I had no idea that they fingerprint every person coming into the country!?
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Poppin' The Thought.Com Cherry... on 2007-11-08 22:14:41 |
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Hey, you better not let Azon know that you have a blog, or you know what will be her topic of conversation next time! Btw, excuse my ignorance, but why do you guys call her 'Azon?' is that her real name or have I missed a joke? Cheers, kaos.
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Movie Quotes Alphabetized on 2007-11-08 17:49:05 |
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The last one is from Van Wilder I'm pretty sure. And the one starting off "Equally important.." is bridget jones perhaps?
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A cheer me up - words on 2007-11-08 14:49:37 |
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Haha, very clever. I particularly like the 'bozone' layer.
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Conscious Commuting on 2007-11-07 19:15:52 |
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Good luck to you! I'm all for people putting bums on bikes to help reduce traffic and help increase their own fitness and wellbeing. It might be hard at first, but it gets easier :)
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But is it art? on 2007-11-06 15:13:09 |
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hahaha, yup. Perhaps she just hated her piano teacher as a child and was getting closure. Who knows, haha.
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dexter on 2007-11-06 00:24:13 |
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Yup, it's a great show! I love how crass his sister is too.
I also know a person at work exactly like La Guerta- totally incompetent but somehow manages to come out smelling like a rose and get promotoed no matter how badly she stuffs up!
Keep enjoying Dexter and his dark passenger :)
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Update on my job on 2007-11-06 00:17:03 |
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Hey well done on sticking it to your boss! I hope things are really difficult for him in the next few weeks...
Just think of yourself as having a sabbatical for now, not unemployed :)
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But is it art? on 2007-11-06 00:10:20 |
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Hey Bdsm,
I can appreciate art that has actually required talent and vision to create, whether it be painting, sculpture or installations or whatever.
What I don't like is people getting government grants under the pretence of being an artist which they then use to fritter away on crap they try and pass off as art. There was a girl in Brisbane a couple of years ago who used government funds to acquire a $10000 piano, and then destroyed it by dropping it from a height. What's the point in that?
That's the type of mindless attention-seeking that I find difficult to justify or even classify as art.
What a waste of a perfectly good piano!
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Perverted Spider on 2007-11-05 15:56:06 |
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Well being a typical Australian, I initially thought that by 'thong' you were referring to the footwear type of thong, flip flops I think they're called elsewhere.
And I was wondering 'why is she making such a big deal out of a spider on her shoe (thong)? Just get the other shoe (thong) and squash it!' hahahah
But a spider on your underwear, totally different kettle of fish!
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Now where was I? on 2007-11-03 15:02:35 |
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Stupid people are proliferating because we are soooo politically correct that anyone is allowed to breed now, even if they shouldn't.
Natural selection would normally weed these stupid people out and prevent them from producing stupid offspring but technology, better living standards and porn are assisting these people....:) They will one day take over the world, and then we will truely have to ask, just who were the stupid ones? Them, or us for letting them creep up on us like that????
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Friday Venting on 2007-11-03 03:28:10 |
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Good luck, positive thoughts for you!
Hopefully there's lots of jobs around for the Xmas rush- today my friend got a job at a jewellery store as a Xmas casual, and she only handed her resume in yesterday!
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Friday Venting on 2007-11-02 00:41:25 |
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Surely there's some sort of legislation that means your boss can't say he'll give your job away just like that!?! I'd seek some advice from someone who knows something about the workplace laws.
Why can't he understand that a wedding is a one-off thing and that you'll be back ready to work till Xmas afterwards? It's not like you've decided at the last minute to just take off and leave him in the lurch....
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Why the 90's Rocked!!! on 2007-11-01 23:09:46 |
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I watched "A Night at the Roxbury" last night, it's a good indication of what the 90's was like.
There was also the battle of the Britpop bands like Blur and Oasis.
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The Dreaded Ex Part 2 on 2007-11-01 18:56:01 |
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Like Judge Judy says: Beauty fades, dumb is forever. Sounds like this might apply to the ex eh?
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Things that Annoy me on 2007-11-01 04:14:14 |
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Oh, a version of number 9 happened to me today! I'd just put sun cream on before I went outside and I couldn't open the front door. Ha ha
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You Are No Longer "Cool" When on 2007-11-01 04:12:14 |
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Classic! I'm sure I'll find myself doing all these things and more, when I get old that is ;)
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