Day 3 of holidays and I've basically used my days off as admin time, catching up on the things I haven't been able to do while at work. For example, I got my second... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-01 15:47:43
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There’s always a responsible house in every street, the motherly house that always has their bins out early each week. Let’s just be clear right from the start, I don’t live... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-01 18:46:35
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Anyone who can fool Oprah Winfrey into liking or beliving in something can fool the world. That's because the world is full of fools who hang on every word Oprah says. It sure worked... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-01 23:57:55
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Well tomorrow being Melbourne cup day in Australia, I’m heading out to lunch with my mum, my sister-in-law and mother-in-law. It’s become a bit of a tradition for us, but... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-04 16:34:21
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I’d barely even had time to rub the sleep out of my eyes this morning when three annoying bad things happened to me in the space of about 30 seconds. In retrospect, if I had... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-04 16:42:53
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I arrived at the place I’d been told about. They all stopped for a moment and just looked at me, and then quickly looked away. They didn’t want to have to explain to the new kid... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-05 01:33:33
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  There’s some strange stuff getting around that gets called ‘art’ these days. I could throw up, mix it with some stones, wrap it in tissue paper and call... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-05 16:30:36
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Cats do pretty well when it comes to sayings and phrases. Things like “ It’s the cat’s whiskers ” or “ the cat’s pyjamas !” I’ve never seen... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-06 04:46:13
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I used to work in a supermarket while I was at uni. I packed groceries for the public for over 6 years. I used to hate some customers. There are some people who, when they dain to venture out... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-07 04:24:45
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I’ve lived in Brisbane, Australia all my life and I quite like it. Something that I don’t really understand though is why Brisbanites seem hell-bent on promoting their... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-07 18:37:11
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Well once again it’s a Wetty McWet day in not-so-sunny Brisbane. As has been the trend for years now, there’s rain falling, just not in the dams. Once... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-07 19:41:43
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Well wish me luck today as I’ll be heading back to the Nokia prison for the third time shortly (see previous post). The mobile phone that they claimed to have fixed? Well, it... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-08 15:28:08
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It's peak hour everyone! Yay! Clap your hands! Peak hour traffic is all just...a little too ironic (thanks, Alanis). We get up early, run around like idiots getting dressed to... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-08 18:37:55
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  Hopefully next year I’ll be going to the US of A for a three week holiday. (USA! USA!) We went to Thailand last year for our honeymoon and flew with Singapore... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-10 01:31:22
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Through a lot of dedicated study and complicated analysis, I hereby declare:  Cats are to women as Dogs are to men. Let me demonstrate: Like women, a cat gets pissed... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-10 22:07:26
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Badlydrawnstickman suggested a while ago “ Happy as a snake ” (Sorry I missed using this one in the last lot of sayings, Bdsm)   I would... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-11 16:52:34
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To all the bad drivers out there (you know who you are, or at least you should! You're the ones getting beeped, gestured at, abused etc etc). This is your first and final notice.... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-12 12:29:09
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Cutest thing I saw today :  * a couple wearing matching Marvin the martian T-shirts (despite Marvin being my least fav Loony Toon)  * my dog removing the plastic cover from our... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-13 00:20:44
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I've crashed head first and screaming into the wall and have reached the dreaded "blogger's block." Not sure why, I seem to have plenty to say every any other minute of... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-14 15:39:20
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I'm up on my high horse here and there's no one that can take me down from it on this issue! Well it hasn't taken me long to find something else that annoys me to write about! This one comes... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-14 16:35:01
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My local supermarket giant has launched a new home brand type product range recently called "You'll Love Coles" (or YLC for short). I like the products themselves, but the labels are... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-14 19:38:40
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A clever ad for beer using the well-known theme song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceYt9m4c5x4 Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-14 19:42:31
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Here are a few mistaken lyrics to well-known songs that people actually thought were correct! Cracked me up, lol. "I try to say goodbye", Macy Gray WRONG... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-15 15:58:13
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Dear Mr Hairy-Legs, I am writing to you in relation to your web that you persist in spinning straight across the road I ride my bicycle along each night. I have found your... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-16 21:06:43
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HOW TO USE AN ESCALATOR Back by popular demand are some more lessons in common sense for those around the world lacking basic intelligence or common sense. This time... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-17 04:17:31
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People who have kids are lucky. Not because they have children, but because they can use the kids as an excuse for anything. For example: “Sorry I’m running... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-18 04:12:18
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I just had a 30 minute attack of the hic ups. I don’t often get hic ups but every time it happens, I worry that they might never go away like you hear those people who have been... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-18 04:47:44
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I’ve got this rice from Thailand at home that says it was packaged in a building in Bangkok.....on the 27 th floor. Thailand is a champion producer of rice and they have discovered... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-18 21:46:32
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Why do newsreaders these days bother with having sheets of paper on their desks? Some newsreaders grip these pieces of paper like their lives depended on it. So yeah, why do... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-19 02:13:32
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This whole deal really has been a shemozzle. Shemozzle, I like that word...Anyway: After several trips to the phone repair shop, I was told I would be getting a new one free of... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-19 17:49:00
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Dear Kaos, Thank you for contacting me re your complaint about my chosen web location. Yes, I had noticed that every night at about 10:40pm my house would be gathered up without warning... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-19 21:06:38
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A: Avril Lavigne, ABBA, Alanis Morissette B:  Bjork, Basement Jaxx, Black Eyed Peas, Blur C: Cranberries (The), Coldplay D: Doors (The), Dido E: Evanescence,... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-20 16:34:44
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Some of you may have noticed my new profile picture. A smaller portion of “some of you” might have noticed that my hair is now blonde, not brunette as it appeared in my first... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-20 17:48:21
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The 12 things of annoyance Here’s my Christmas Grinch list of the 12 things that have annoyed me (so far) this week! 12: The numbert of comments from people at work... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-21 13:39:58
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Check out this youtube video of 2 cats having a conversation. It's sooooo cute! I love it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974 Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-22 03:11:34
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I’m in a bit of a predicament. I don’t want to have kids...but I want grand kids. It’s kinda like wanting cigarettes without the cancer. You can’t adopt grandkids... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-23 03:08:41
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After 3 days of comments at work about my newly blonded hair which ranged from complimentary to smart-arsed to just plain insulting, I finally decided to hit back at the knockers... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-23 03:25:45
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seeing Karma in action getting into a bed with clean sheets hot towels straight from the dryer smelling Subway bread cooking the 1st bite of a freshly cooked... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-24 00:10:00
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Here's a link to one of the funniest things I've read in a while. It's a critque on the current fashion trends including crocs. It may offend a few people, so beware, especially if you wear... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-24 22:32:41
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  We’re being increasingly subjected to some incredibly annoying TV shows on our screens at the moment, especially those shows with question marks in their titles.... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-24 23:45:59
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With all the information available world-wide, I really am bamboozled about why people are STILL taking up that filthy habit of smoking.  We all know now how bad... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-26 00:27:48
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Given that it's "that" time of year, my co-workers and I unsuccessfully attempted to organise a Christmas Party for ourselves.  (Did you like my Xmas colour fonts there? :)... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-27 00:08:05
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  I get the train to and from work most days. What I find strange and annoying is that when I’m trying to get OFF the train, the people waiting to get on have already flooded the... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-27 23:48:28
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This entry is just a test to see if I can upload pictures into a typed blog entry. So far I've had no luck doing it, but I've read that the thoughts staff were looking at making some changes so... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-28 15:51:00
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While I was washing dishes today, I had an obscure thought: The more legs a creature has, the less people care if it dies. I don’t know why this random idea popped into my... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-28 16:25:11
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Ok I’m in the middle of having 4 days off. I REALLY needed them too after working 9, (yes, you read that correctly, NINE - not an upside down 6) days straight of MORNING SHIFTS!!!!... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2007-11-30 15:28:43
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