28 / 10 / 09
just so you are all well warned, I'm fairly sure that this is going to be another pointless rant,
you have been warned,
So, I pretty much hate being a female.
We have to go through so much more shit than males do.
We get monthly periods, we have to buy stuff for that,
half the time females buy condoms, and if we don't buy them, sometimes we have to give birth.
Now, I don't know how you feel about this men, but imagine pushing a seven to eleven pound baby out of you.
yeah. That's what I thought.
Along with out monthly periods we get major cramps that make us convulse and roll up into balls for five to eight days a week.
plus, we tend to get bitchy and then our better halves, or family, or even friends get all grumpy because we're in bad moods.
and things just get worse and worse.
We also have to carry about - depending on the person - five to fifteen pounds of boobs on our chest,
which really hurts our backs if we are bending over at all.
And we all know how much guys like it when we bend in any sort of direction.
Now, my boyfriend has mentioned that have some junk between his legs does get uncomfortable,
and you know what, I expected nothing less, but I doubt it can get up to fifteen pounds .. unless your like ... you know
Another thing that really bothers me is that women - well in Canada anyways - are expected to shave their legs and armpits
and well other parts of their bodies, but let's leave that out because we all have our own preferences.
But seriously, I have to spend an addition ten minutes in the shower if I do a really good job shaving my legs,
and an additional five minutes even if I just do a hack job that would hardly be concidered shaving.
Guys don't have to shave their legs, nor do they have to shave their armpits.
Some are expected to shave their legs, maybe depending on sports they play and such.
But really, it's kinda annoying.
Like I don't cut myself shaving very often, but some girls do.
then they have cuts and bruises trying to look nice for their boyfriend because they were bitchy last week because she had her period which means she had to spend twenty + dollars on female products, and this week, since she is off her rag, she is expected to buy the condoms another tenish dollars.
really ?
and if she doesn't buy the condoms, well then she either has to spend eighty dollars ish for a three month birth conrtoll prescription
or she has to push a large baby out of her junk in nine months.
and we all know how expensive kids are.
and the guy can always walk away from the girl once knowing that he had impregnated her,
not saying a female couldn't, but our only other options are abortion or adoption ...
and a lot of females [myself included] would not feel right getting an abortion.
and with adoption ... well you are still pushing out a ten ish pound baby.
yes, I told you it would be a rant.
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