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Frog and Toad are NOT Friends!

I had this horrible experience with a horrible little toad.

I got free tickets to a baseball game and alas only my roommate was free so I told him to invite a friend as I still had an extra ticket. The friend was flirting with me all night and I'm thinking - okay maybe. I think he got the wrong impression with the cotton candy. I LIKE cotton candy and its sticky. I licked my fingers because they were covered in sticky sugar. Yes I did smile when you said, "look at you all sexy licking your fingers" because no one's called me sexy in awhile. I wasn't trying to emulate sucking on your cock you arrogant fuck.

Anyway, at the time I couldn't tell whether I liked the toad or not so when he came back to our apartment with my roomie and I, I didn't mind. The flirting persisted as we watched 'air force one' on tv (with commercials so we're talking a really long movie here) and he kept poking me in the side and hitting me with the pillow. He tells me how, if he could hit me in the face with the pillow I would never see his right hook coming. Somehow I miss the immediate creepiness of this: hindsight is 20-20. I put on my best girly face and say, "You wouldn't hit a girl would you?"

Now, any sane man would either emphatically deny he would ever hit a woman or he may joke about why he'd never need to since we are so ticklish. Toad here tells me (with a flirty grin) to not bet on it and proceeds to remind that I had earlier said I was a tomboy and how I'd have to prove I was a girl - this as his hand is reaching under my shirt.

This move hasn't been pulled on me since the 8th grade. PROVE I'M A GIRL? wtf.

So after pushing his hand away I guess he decides I need to be kissed first because I can see him coming in for the kill. I am stupidly (so stupidly) still not sure how I feel at this point so I let him come at me.

He bit me.

He bit me hard. Didn't even kiss me. He sank his teeth into my lip and pulled it away from my face like he was trying to eat a piece of hard liquorice. Not kidding.

Now fellas, I know you don't like subtlety but if a girl is blatently not interested does she really have to say "please leave my house" to get you to stop? It was as if he was fueled by my rejection!!! If you put your hand on a girl's knee and she flinches uncomfortably and turns the other way is that not obvious? Don't tell me he didn't notice because he said something to the effect of "Ooh, now I get to climb on top of you to reach your knee all the way over there."

If you keep trying to kiss her and she wriggles away and tells you she'd rather watch the commercial about the mop because its funny shouldn't that be a clue? Two hours of these moves put me in a shitty mood. Especially the part where he kept accusing me of being coy and playing hard to get even though I said VERY clearly that I was NOT.

I guess it boils down to this:

WHY AM I SUCH A PASSIVE PIECE OF SHIT?!

I WANT TO BE A BITCH! I want to say, "Hey, what the FUCK do you think you're doing? I'm not enjoying you biting me and trying to touch me through my jeans. I stopped you the first time you cretin and I will stop you again!!! Get the fuck out you TOAD!"

*sigh*

ps. I did stop him each and every time I didn't TOTALLY let myself be taken advantage of, but why can't I seem to fight more for my own feelings when he clearly has no regard for them?