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Hello My Queens
I woke up with a persistent erection today. These are things that you two could be helping me with if you would hurry yourselves. I am not trivializing the duties of a Queen. You also must help me run world affairs, but this sexual frustration is horrible. It is the only urge that does not go away if one stops for prolonged periods. I love you.
Please Stop Wasting Our Time
Joe
P.S. I had a dream that I just had a haircut, but then I had to get another haircut for a plane trip to China. I guess this could be a challenge to the Chinese government to reform, or it could reflect the fact that they are more disciplined. Maybe it is both interpretations.
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Posted by joseph33 on 2008-08-30 09:10:08 | Rating: | Views: 82
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You are sick. Get help, like a castration. If that's all you can write about then your other head is mush. Hopefully the other one will one day be that too, since there is a thing called Karma.
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Posted by smvandiv
on 2008-08-30 09:25:03
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You can keep your dirty peasant opinions to yourself and what the fuck do you know about karma. You are a moron and my brain works at least twenty times as fast as yours. Every human emotion is derived from the selfish gene. Have you attended high school mate? You are not fit to fetch my slippers you fucking mutt. If you do not like sexual competition, kill yourself and save me the trouble. You might notice that I have written volumes of poetry that has little to do with sex. Kill yourself, bitch!
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Posted by joseph33
on 2008-08-30 09:30:00
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In other words, I hate your myopic infant brain. Die!
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Posted by joseph33
on 2008-08-30 09:31:56
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I know you are stupid because you have done nothing to solve the world's problems and my integrative theory is going to change the world. Go fuck yourself, you vile piece of shit. I need some more soldiers. Can you fire a rifle? Obviously, your infant brain is good for nothing else. I will eat your children. Is that mature enough for you, cock sucker?
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Posted by joseph33
on 2008-08-30 09:35:07
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Where is your great bloody insight and your fucking commentary about karma now? You are going to be reincarnated as a turd to reflect your usefulness in my kingdom. You better learn to grow a vegetable and shut your fucking mouth. This village only needs one thinker and you are not it chief. Kill yourself! You wife/ husband/boyfriend/girlfriend/left hand can not even tolerate your pussy ass, bitch shit. Go to hell, loser!
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Posted by joseph33
on 2008-08-30 09:41:13
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If I can track your IP address, I can find you and eliminate you for insulting me. I hope that you are mobile, dick!
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Posted by joseph33
on 2008-08-30 09:43:21
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By the way, are you not a sexual being? Perhaps you are a video game playing Harvard nerd fat ass that will do nothing to progress humanity. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
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Posted by joseph33
on 2008-08-30 09:46:11
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Before you even think it, shut your inferior brain off. Have a drink and lick your wounds. You are messing with an alpha male and I do not play nice with morons. You should not challenge my supremacy unless you have 28 years to listen to a rebuttal. Again, go fuck yourself!
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Posted by joseph33
on 2008-08-30 09:48:39
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I will castrate you! You are an inferior specimen with no control of logic. I think that you should be eliminated. We do not really need any more weak, inferior children. You better bring all the world's armies if you think some ass hole is going to touch me. Die! Die! Die!
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Posted by joseph33
on 2008-08-30 09:52:06
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To be clear, I really want you to kill yourself!
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Posted by joseph33
on 2008-08-30 09:56:33
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If this is Natalie messing with me, I withdraw all previous comments. If not, it all stands.
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Posted by joseph33
on 2008-08-30 10:38:32
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By the way moron, I am not the one that keeps popping out kids with no idea in regard to what to teach said children. So save your conservative views on sex for someone that gives a fuck. I own you. Shut the fuck up!
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Posted by joseph33
on 2008-08-30 14:57:53
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I am going to brain wash all your children to think like me and since you sit them in front of the TV to raise them, they are going to watch my cartoons about free sexuality and two Queens for one King. You idiots do not even know what you think. This is why you keep raising cannon fodder for other people's wars. Shut your fucking peasant mouths, or I will shut them for you!
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Posted by joseph33
on 2008-08-30 15:01:51
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