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Bullshit consumption should be and Olympic event; I would get the gold every time.
Giada, I want to cover you in extra virgin olive oil and lick you clean.
Humans are the only species capable of attaching love to sex; the rest of the animals just fuck.
Keira and Natalie we are going to walk up Mt. Everest. We must train for one year prior to attempting it.
Pike's Peak and Mt. Fugi are ridiculously easy climbs.
I really like people as long as I am the boss.
If you are not polite in public, I am going to slap your monkey face!
There is no such thing as too organic. This goes for chemistry also.
There are many women on CNBC that need to retire.
If it smells like shit, it is probably shit.
Warren Buffet works for me now; this goes double for Gates.
God invented the Internet, so you could read my bullshit.
Cowboys are always cool, but MO is a corporate killer.
UST is an excellent long-term investment. They regularly increase their dividend.
Einstein was not really that bright.
A poet runs the world now.
I am avuncular and bucolic like Buffett.
Brands are essentially crap; whithout people the brands are meaningless
Merrill Lynch common is worth no more than $15.
I am tired of your games Natalie and Keira.
I think I should have 1000 children to better Solomon.
I like water.
Football is really retarded and completely fixed.
Oil is less than worthless to me; it causes much human suffering.
Dick Cheney should disembowel himself.
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Posted by joseph33 on 2008-08-21 11:27:10 | Rating: | Views: 16
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Borrowing immeasurably from Darwin, the unifying theory to describe live is the following: every member of the opposite sex wants the best specimens, but they cannot all have the best. This causes conflict and general pain and suffering. I want nothing to do with any settling or suffering, so I win. Eat shit! This is pretty much it.
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Posted by joseph33
on 2008-08-21 11:53:46
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life not live I will live It is life
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Posted by joseph33
on 2008-08-21 11:54:35
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