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Hello Keira

I predict that you will "break up" with this Rupert character before Halloween.  Please stop fucking with me.  I am nearly done with the poetry.  The inspiration will be saved for my Queens.

Love




Joe
    Posted by joseph33 on 2008-09-26 18:43:06 | Rating: | Views: 57
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How many orphans do I need to create before people take me seriously? I think that 200-300 would make the point relatively clear.
Posted by  joseph33  on 2008-09-26 18:45:02 
  
If your prediction comes true, it would be cause for a great celebration come Halloween, which will be my forty-eighth birthday!
Posted by  QuickHitGondolin  on 2008-09-26 18:47:07 
  
I am really pulling for this one. We will see. it is not really my decision. However, I must tell you Keira that I just looked in the mirror and I am far more impressive in person. My words do not do justice to my inner heat. I hate to be pompous, but I have tried just about everything else. Also, when you two come to comfort me I will probably stop having these weird daytime premonitions about the future. I am one huge freak, but I am OK with it. Thank you for the kind comment QuickHitGondolin. I was expecting Timmy to be resurrected, so I could kill him again. Seriously, I am pretty sure Timmy is not with us any longer. Say a prayer for Timmy.
Posted by  joseph33  on 2008-09-26 18:55:09 
  
R.I.P. Timmy...and Rupert.


C

p.s. Rupert is such an aged, almost sour name. I detest it. If spoken aloud, a foul taste would resonate in your mouth. Word vomit rolling off your tongue and ultimately spilling on to the floor.
Posted by  douxdemure  on 2008-09-26 19:10:16 
  
I am going to get in better shape for my Queens. I have not really fallen into disrepair, but now I know that the external competition is over. I will actually love rubbing it in thoroughly by getting more attractive as I age. If we have nothing to do but sweat and recover, I think Keira will even want to go for a run with me. I am sure that you both want to win Oscars or some crap, but let me suggest that to be the best faker is not really that special. You are both great actors, but you are better people. They can keep faking and we will live. I know that this will work. I am certain. It is my dream and Her dream. There will be no guilt and no agenda and everyone with a brain will follow our thoughts. We can even share a blog. I am making too many assumption, but I know that you are both really sweet and relatively amicable. The Natalie Vegan diet is even fine for me. I do not give a shit about food. People will read about us in 2000 years after we save the world from everything disgusting by example. Do not worry about how you look when you come to me. It will be casual and the words will flow easily. We are real life partners and we will do everything worth doing. It is our last go around for all three of us. How to you feel about fishing Natalie? I wonder how many weird dreams that you girls have had recently.
Posted by  joseph33  on 2008-09-26 19:57:07 
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