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Mike Vick

Until Now, Michael Vick has treated his hot messes like a poor tackler. He always sidesteps, drop steps or dances away; from the water bottle incident, to the myspace pictures , to the girl who sued his ass for giving her genital herpes: then he checked him self into a facility under the alias Ron Mexico, yes the man has been really slick,... Until now, yeap ladies & gents, the chances of the Black superman to scramble away from this blitz are slim, the man has been federally indicted. To those that know how the US legal system works, know that when the Feds are the ones after you, you might as well pull the white flags. On the real the % of convictions rates in federal cases are higher then your local State cases. The indictment letter alone heading reads: the United State of America vs. Michael Vick. If that alone doesn’t scare his black ass I don’t know what will.

I thank Michael Vick today because he allows me to use the word bitch without referring to any women. But for real though, what the fuck is on this nigga’s mind?!? How are you going to be the number one draft pick in 2001 then turn around & start an illegal dog fighting business to supplement your income? You have to be a real dumb mo’fucka to think that type of shit is good money. I would have expected Marcus punk ass to pull some stunts like this, because that fool is straight “LOCO”, I mean didn’t he pull a gun at some kids out side taco mo'fuckin bell? Seriously B, Mike is the Face of the Falcons, better yet the face of NFL; there's a few people that are more exciting to watch & root fore then this dude...but Dogfighting??? WOW, I guess That’s what’s popin down in the ATL. People down there got serious issues, You're raised up thinking that illegal shit is good money. Look at your boy DJ Drama. He was an A student up In Philly, now Soon as he moves to Atlanta he thought he can get his hustle on and evade the tax man. Nigga please?!? Do u know what IRS stands for nigga?

I probably should have recognized the flaw in Vick’s mindset when son got pinched for that weed charge @ the airport. That alone should have been enough for me to jump off the wagon. C’mon Mike, how you gonna be a franchise fucking quarterback and you ain’t got no weedcarriers?!? Every Body that’s somebody got a weedcarrier Even DMX had that lil’ nigga Drag-On, Jay has Bleek, Nas has Jungle, T.I got young Ho ....oops I mean young Dro, Red & Meth got each other...lol etc. I know mad cats from his broke ass Virginia is eating off this dude Michael Vick. One of them ‘Bama fools needs to step up to the plate and take a charge for this fool’s actions. Remember when Melo got pinched (also) @ the airport for a weed & a gun (I think), his boy Stepped up like Bruce Bowen, took a charge even thought he was in Baltimore & the incident went down @ LAX. The man said it was his shit & that he was using Melo’s bag & accidentally left the Narcotics. Word up, Son knew he couldn’t let his pay check go down, so he took one for the team. So on the Real, If Vick goes down, so does ½ Virginias ‘bamas free lunch plan. I say ‘bama because only a backwoods country ass nigga would wants to fight dogs. Which in my opinion, shit ain’t but one step removed from fighting cocks,... ok slow your roll homez, I don’t mean penises.
Mike Vick has given people like ESPN radio Collin "The Herd", another reason to take jabs @ hip-hop, the man played 3 DMX songs on his show, songs that has dogs barking & scraping in the background, just so he can prove his point that rap glorifies this mess. C'mon, We all know DMX aka Crack Man X is into breeding dogs, for all we know X is a dog his damn self for doing all that barking & proving that he has no brain by constantly getting pinched for all those traffic violations when son don’t even have a valid drivers license ... So Seriously Till Jay-Z or Nas cosigns this mess, Collin Shut the Fuck up.

Down South I guess Dog fighting is apparently the ‘hoods version of penis or wealth comparison. Normal Rich mo’fuckers get a new toupee (shout out to Donald Trump) or a sexy Corvette Stingray when they need to prove to their boys that they got that Gwap . ‘Down south Hood mo’fuckers get a fuckin’ pit bull and feed it gunpowder and blood gravy. Mike Vick aka Ron Mexico better get his shit together and get himself a real strong woman. You don’t see Tiger Woods having any of these problems do you? Exactly!

I am tired of all these dumb mo’fuckers getting all of this Gwap and then doing dumb shit like fighting dogs, buying spinning rims and throwing wads of cash up in the air then trying to pick it up a-la Pac Man Jones. But I guess this is what happens when the south runs Hip-Hop. That’s the difference between myself and some of these fools in the entertainment business. I will not be buying champagne to pour down a bitch’s back...that's a No-No, Even if I had a damn flute under her asscheeks. Why should I drink her backsweat? It was my backsweat that afforded the damn bottle of champagne in the first place. That bitch should be drinking from my ass crack,...ok now that I think about it, HELL NO, they should hit up R-kelly cuz he might let them drink from his ass crack, not me.
Ok ladies, When I say bitch I am referring to one of Michael Vick’s female pit bulls, of course (so no Don Imus up in this bitch)

Written @ 2:00pm Thursday, Jul 19 '07