What’s Really Good, what’s up with Love? No honestly really, How many times have couples say ‘I love you’ to each other before they go to bed then wake up & cuss at each other like Bobby & Whitney the very next day? Ok that might be the most dysfunctional relationship on the planet, but still I feel peeps now days just say I love you for the fuck of it. Well, example, Eddy Murphy got married to Babyfaces ex wife, so Eddy politely asked her to change her last name to either his (Murphy) or to reclaim her madden name. Well for some odd reason She wanted to retain Babyfaces last name (Edmonds) even after being divorced from the man for more then 5 years. OK real talk, where’s the love there? Is it just me, or didn’t this Slut say for better or worse? And what’s worse then abandoning your ex husband last name? lol really,…well this argument took the ounce happy couple straight to split-ville. So my question today is, What ever happen to trying? I'm mad tired of cats not trying to make something good work. I mean the dating scene can get old (well for me at least). Anyhow, boys & girls, keep it funky & fresh, don’t use them four letter words just b/c your partner said it first. But If you do use it…please just keep in mind, when shit hits the fan, & expect it will, Chick flick relatioships stays in Hollywood, every couple in world goes’ through a rough patch. I don’t care if it’s year 1 or 10. you can’t quit I don’t care if your man/woman is sniffing coke with Britney Spears. Or if he/she is as crazy as Amy W,….ok hold on both examples are a little too extreme, but you get my drift. Don’t quit when they need you the most, I don’t care what they on,… Well hold on I’ll take that back, if there’s physical abuse or some potential Scot Peterson shit, hell yeah get out of dodge.
But if it’s just chemistry, i.e you say up she says down or vise versa,…c’mon pimps & pimpetes, somebody needs to give in. And one last advice never go to bed mad at each other, trust me son, talk shit out I don’t care what time of the night it is. Come to a intermission if you need to hit the sheets,…I mean at least try & score some make up sex lol. Real talk, I actually know some dude that was in a similar situation. He had a happy relationship, everybody wanted what he had, plus his girl was PHAT,…notice I didn’t use ‘F’ so please relax. Anyhow, ounce there were in Split Ville, son gave in, was ready to do it all to get his girl back, but she straight shited on him, and made him feel like dudu for even trying. Even after she said she still loves him, but wouldn’t even make a mistake of getting back to him. He was defiantly in a hard spot. Well in that case at least he knew what his girl really was made of & if she truly ever loved Him. I mean he never laid hands on her, always always kept her laced in Gucci. Any lets keep it funky & real, Fellas don’t be too proud to beg or cry if that’s what you about. And Ladies, keep it real with the Fellas, don’t even tell them you still love them, but you can’t brake them off a lil love when he asks for it. Honestly, and this goes both ways,…

Another thought; So Jay-Z isn’t the president of Def Jam any more? Who the fuck cares? It’s funny that more of you dudes care about the Def Jam’s presidency more than the US of A. You certainly didn’t elect Jay-Z to the presidency, well news flash!!! You actually can elect the US next president you D-bags. Shiiiiiiit you actually have had the chance to participate in the primaries too you fucks. So to You cats that didn’t sniff the primaries better roll to the general election when the time comes. Real talk what the Fuck is Tx & Ohio on?
So really let’s get this straight, how the fuck did Hillary Win Texas & Ohio? I won’t even dive into too much politics. Lets just keep it real; if Hillary becomes President of the USA what office does she think she will work in? You damn fuckin right she’ll be working in the Oval office, the same office my man Bill had his “balls deep” in. Chances are it will also be the very same office furniture too. So really, let’s keep this funky, how many times will Bill infidelity cross her mind? I mean just sitting on that chair that hosted Monica’s filthy mouth alone will make her angry,…shit she might just vomit in discuss or just Nuke some 3rd world country out of anger lol So really is this the woman you want leading our nation?


On that note, I’m out, stay up & come back for my next issue of my thoughts