So again groupies y’all know where to catch them NBA dudes @ this year…i.e. south beach. Y’all can stumble on a pot of bling down there. You know Shaq & D-wade are going to be beasting together, both now single & it’s not even training camp...I’m sure D-wade got mad excited when he attended the big Man's party last week. Word is Shaq had mad honeys on the guest list. I mean the man is single; wifey got kicked out the Crib. I’m sure his lil rug rats are at Gram’s, so you know the Diesel was bodyin’ groupies left & right. Plus T.O came with the Dallas cheerleaders & Luke (from 2 live Crew) was in the building. On the real everybody knows where ever Luke is at, the party be at,… Now you tell me if D-wade didn’t get funny Ideas after that night….shiiit you know I would have lol, Ok just kidding, but word is D-wade & his lady been around each other since they were like 10 years old. Word, You tell me if you still dream about that crush you had when you were 10, & if you do, the only dream you have of them is remembering the times when they swallowed snot or eat up there own buggers lol. I don’t know about you, but 10 years old seems like a fucken eternity to me, plus I’m sure she don’t treat him like royalty like these other hoe bags now. So that alone can cause homey from drifting for a hot minute...lol. Oh well, According to my boy Stephen A, a b-ball insider, D-wade might have shot himself in the foot, he had this to say, "I am sure 99.9% of the NBA does the adultery thing----the difference between Dwyane Wade and Shaq is, Shaq was smart enough to have a prenup. Wade was with his wife since they were in high school and married in college when he was broke. I am sure there is no prenup or postnup”. WOW! So really D-wade didn’t really think this one through, His ex is sure to take his ass to the cleaners when this is said & done. You’d think home boy would have learned from Michael Strahan, I mean duke’s wife got $15 million from him & collecting child support of the Foot ball Star. Another Good look for Mrs. Wade, D-Wade's new contract with the Heat kicks in this year; he goes from making like 3.5 million to like 18 million. So my advice to D-Wade is , hope you don’t piss your Ex off, play it cool, stay away from the paparazzis, and just hope no pictures of you & Britney or Paris don’t hit the stands while y’all trying to make a clean & swift break. So don’t give her a reason to think you’ll just be running around like your name was Diddy or Shawn Kemp, be cool & good luck, so “Play on Playa”. As far as groupies goes, I know y’all scheming on how to get that NBA guap, but remember, these athletes now have cameras in the damn halls & rooms, so please don’t claim that rape shit, that shit don’t work anymore. And if you still manage to get them where there’s no cameras i.e. stairwell or blind spots…then claim rape, just know they will be rolling with the hottest attorney money can buy & will be putting that pressure on your lil $5 District attorney. They will dig up your shit & the whole world will find out that you been around the block more then once like it was damn monopoly board game…so beware. On that note, Groupies step your game up and start poking holes in them condoms…lol I’m out.

Written @ 4:00pm Wednesday, Sep 19 '07