I don’t think conservatives are conservative enough! If you are truly conservative and against taxes, show your contempt for taxes by refusing to use all public services provided to you by taxes. Do not use the water from your taps and do not flush your toilet. Do not leave garbage on your driveway to be collected. Do not allow snow to be removed any where near your property. If your house is on fire, do not call the fire department. Do not use any roads or sidewalks, and definitely do not use city buses. Do not go to the parks or to the Library. Do not send your children to publicly funded schools. Do not use you health card, use your credit card instead! If you get robbed, do not call the police. If you go to a store, only use Canadian Tire money, because taxes pay for our money being printed. I am sure buying all these government services privately will cost a lot more, but as a consumer you will now have the choice to pay more for the same services from a for profit corporation. Stick it to the government, rejoice at your civil disobedience, show that you are truly conservative and don’t need any government services paid for by your tax dollars! If after all that, you refuse to pay taxes, and the government still insists on putting you in jail, don’t be a leech on the system, demand to pay the bill yourself and go to a privately run jail!

-Jason Setnyk