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janeygodley's Blogs in March 2009

London Was Great
First up my Scotsman column ended last week due to the recession and a shake up at the paper, they lost a few staff in the past three weeks and have a new editor and a staff writer is taking over my column for the foreseeable future. I wish he/she all the best of luck, it’s was a lovely......Read More

Posted on: 2009-03-04 19:57:45 | Rating:

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Pasta and death
I have been in London all weekend and I loved it. I was MC at Oxford Jongleurs, and I can’t believe how many people love to ride their bike in the dark with no lights, it was almost like a middle class cull with my mate John at the wheel. “Hit him he has no chin” I shouted......Read More

Posted on: 2009-03-10 01:54:19 | Rating:

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Screaming is good
My husband knows when I am busy, he sees me procrastinating (or smoking heavily), picking my nails or chewing the ends of my hair (self abuse never leaves you, don’t listen to the therapists) so, my husband sees me do all of these things at once and that’s when he decides to ask me......Read More

Posted on: 2009-03-11 07:02:47 | Rating:

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Why?
My daughter Ashley loves to play this game and it can go on for hours...she asks you questions like this "would you rather be burnt from the waist down or the waist up to your head?" Then if you shut her up by saying 'waist down' she then argues that "You wont have any......Read More

Posted on: 2009-03-16 13:29:07 | Rating:

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Janey Godley's NEWS
Janey Godley’s NEWS JANEY GODLEY – TRON THEATRE EXTRA SHOW ADDED March 28th 10pm Hello people just a quick E-BLAST to let you all know that both my Glasgow Comedy Festival 2009 shows have sold out and we have an extra show added –see below EXTRA SHOW......Read More

Posted on: 2009-03-17 19:09:38 | Rating:

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Passport and Sunshine
I woke up early this morning, not voluntarily, but due to my daughter banging about at 8am, turning on every light in the flat, opening and shutting every door and blasting the hairdryer as she sang full pelt along with her IPod. Hall and Oates are not that attractive at 8am, I do love them -but......Read More

Posted on: 2009-03-21 14:19:50 | Rating:

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Day one smoke free
It has been 24 hours since I smoked a ciggie and the highs are- waking up without the sound of baby kittens meowing in my chest and the down was –dreaming of being raped by a Rottweiler. I have crazy dreams when I stop smoking, I know it’s just a symptom of it all but really…a......Read More

Posted on: 2009-03-22 12:15:07 | Rating:

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Day two of stopping smoking and other lung stories
Sunday was Mothers Day but as both the women who were my mothers are dead (birth mum and lately lovely step mum) I don’t really like this day much. Ashley hugged me but I saw she had a screw driver in her hand behind her back. She must be getting ready to do some DIY. I woke up......Read More

Posted on: 2009-03-23 17:06:35 | Rating:

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Day three of stopping smoking
Ashley built two huge cupboards with her own fair hands from IKEA and her room looks great. Finally she has somewhere to store her knickers, tops and stuff…she is a happy girl. I on the other hand am dying slowly from lung collapsing disease or something like that. Thank Fuck......Read More

Posted on: 2009-03-24 16:49:58 | Rating:

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Non smoking day four
I am exhausted with the pain of lungs, the antibiotics are evil and I refuse to use the inhaler, lest I look like a caravan dwelling asthma-chav. I am actually over smoking, it no longer occupies my brain, I am so worried about my chest infection, and I couldn’t give a flying......Read More