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Boob Jobs
I have recently toyed with the idea of getting my gigantic breasts reduced. You see, I can never really get decent clothes to fit, everything needs to be baggy on top (size 20) and a size 14 on bottom. It means dresses hang over my body but are fitted around the boob area, I am not skinny by......Read More

Posted on: 2009-02-01 21:48:46 | Rating:

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Bay City Rollers and Bones
“Ma, can I get a Bay City Roller Jumper, they are selling them at the Co-op for £1.99?” I shouted through the toilet door to my mammy. My dog Major was at my feet begging to be taken out for a pee, his toe nails were scratching and clicking on the cold lino. Maybe he heard my......Read More

Posted on: 2009-02-04 14:21:52 | Rating:

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Pitlochry and the Killer Train
On Friday I arrived in Pitlochry, I was rather exhausted and tired. I decided to pick the first hotel I spotted to get a room. So there was Fishers Hotel, completely clad in scaffolding, but hey fuck it! It’s just for one night. As soon as I got into the rather cold room, I sat down......Read More

Posted on: 2009-02-07 14:29:13 | Rating:

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Been a long hard week
After last week’s debacle trying to get trains to Inverness and then trying to get home, I finally made it my step mum Mamie’s bedside in hospital. She was so weak and sickly from various illness and predominantly lymphoma cancer. Mamie was 78 when she passed away on Wednesday......Read More

Posted on: 2009-02-12 13:34:32 | Rating:

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Who knows why?
My flat has been very neglected over the past week due to recent circumstances. I am behind in my West Wing watching schedule and I need to get writing next weeks Scotsman Column. I have to start designing this years fringe poster and working out the PR for the show. I am going to be at The......Read More

Posted on: 2009-02-16 17:02:44 | Rating:

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Fucking kids!
What do you do when your 13 year old child has a baby? Do you call the police? The social services? Or do you get Max Clifford on speed dial and secure a video diary exclusive with the Sun newspaper? What do you do when the said child has a squad of boys claiming to have bedded her under......Read More

Posted on: 2009-02-18 15:38:23 | Rating:

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Men and their big tool boxes!
What makes men love soldering, (not soldiering –that’s rather mental, I don’t get that) I mean getting a soldering iron, flux and some soldering wire and welding things together. My wee dad LOVES soldering, he solders things that clearly don’t need soldering, like......Read More

Posted on: 2009-02-20 16:58:45 | Rating:

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Jade Goodyâ€™s Wedding
It was rumoured that cancer sufferer Big Brother celebrity Jade Goody was prepared to die on camera to provide money for her two kids and the publicity machine behind her claim this was an honourable and brave decision on Ms Goody’s part. Apparently since the revelation of her......Read More

Posted on: 2009-02-21 08:38:34 | Rating:

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Jade Goody's Wedding
It was rumoured that cancer sufferer Big Brother celebrity Jade Goody was prepared to die on camera to provide money for her two kids and the publicity machine behind her claim this was an honourable and brave decision on Ms Goody’s part. Apparently since the revelation of her......Read More

Posted on: 2009-02-21 08:38:39 | Rating:

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Ashley's broken toe & Roland Gift's new single
My poor daughter ran to answer her mobile phone, the other night. She cracked her baby toe off the dining chair, then hopped, skipped and jumped along the living room, then went down into a forward roll moaning loudly. It made me laugh so much I almost peed the couch. I heard the toe crack from......Read More