Optifast this week is not my best friend.................Sunday 4th November

Well this week has been really hard and to top it off I think I have to throw out our scales and get some new ones because clearly ours isn't working properly. I say this because I have not cheated this week at all, I have stuck to Optislop to the 'T', plus I have been moving and exercising a LOT this week and yet the scales have not moved. Clearly it is a cheap trash model and I am giving it, it's marching orders. I am on my second week and after the first week losing a whopping 5 kilos, this week is a big fat let down in every sense of the word. I have been swimming 5 days this week and walked 4 times. Today we even went roller skating of all things. I know what you are thinking cus I have thought the same thing, while it is really practical to put wheel on things that are heavy in weight so that we can easily move them from place to place, I don't think the same thing applies to heavy weight people. That is just called sending lard on a collision course and watching closely while waiting in participation for the splat noise! I was very pleased that although I must have looked like I should have had a sign taped to my back saying, 'Caution, insecure load', I am happy to report that I did not make any splat noise and stayed on my feet. I just looked a lot like I was having fits, everytime I had to steady my balance, my back jerking back while pulling forward so my head doesn't hit the pavement. I  cant say the same for Athina (partner) who went splat a few times. So I downed those godawful Optislop shakes all week, put my fat on the line and literally got jiggy with it all week and no weight loss???? I'm telling you there is less than 10 seconds til the next tantrum! That's it! In protest I feel like I am going to buy the biggest steak in the supermarket  or hell I might just go and carve the whole left side off the first cow I see, fry it up in some all cholestoral,ADDED salt, butter and I will wrap it on a big loaf of bread and chow down on it until it stops mooing! I am pissed! Okay so now that the resentment and anger just oozed out of my pores, I'm thinking I'm just going to stick with it. If I have to declare war on my fat, then so be it! I shall buy myself a duelling glove and slap myself in the stomach with it. My fat just staying there not paying rent or doing anything else really useful just makes me more determined! So here I go into week 3 and if it's the same result then watch this space for a really spectacular 10/10 tantrum!