I often read the 'best of' section on craigslist. I love it.
Here's one I found tonight:
Subject: to the perv who groped me on my way home - w4m
Me:...
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A singularly impressive crack rings out across the playgroud and my face caves in. Blood gushes and I cry "I can't breathe! I can't breathe!". Only my lungs are...
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