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This has to be read, There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! I was due for a cancer smear with the doctor later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am . I had......Read More

Posted on: 2009-10-25 16:05:43 | Rating:

| Views: 17 | Comments: 2 | Tags: glitter doctors

Chinese Joke
While in China, a man is very s e x u a l l y promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his manhood covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see......Read More

Posted on: 2009-10-25 10:51:10 | Rating:

| Views: 27 | Comments: 2 | Tags: funny joke

MENS RULES
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.......Read More

Posted on: 2009-08-31 14:05:58 | Rating:

| Views: 17 | Comments: 0 | Tags: rules

Little Johnny
Little Johnny's at it again..........!! A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid,......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-14 10:08:06 | Rating:

| Views: 11 | Comments: 0 | Tags: jokes

A laugh a minute
A woman walks into a drug store and says to the pharmacist, "I would like to buy some cyanide in order to poison my husband." The pharmacist was shocked and replies," Don't be ridiculous. Its against the law. You and I will get life imprisonment. I cannot sell you any......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-10 14:02:32 | Rating:

| Views: 17 | Comments: 1 | Tags: jokes

Better than a Flu Shot!
Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-05 16:20:34 | Rating:

| Views: 12 | Comments: 0 | Tags: spinsters.pastor jokes

Should children witness childbirth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-05 12:49:21 | Rating:

| Views: 52 | Comments: 1 | Tags: baby kids

Baileys??
never drink Baileys!!!! A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're Sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this Really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-01 13:40:53 | Rating:

| Views: 22 | Comments: 0 | Tags: baileys drink

I need advice
I need your opinion on something that has been bothering me for some time now.. I am counting on your influence to answer. Thanks in advance! Does this bikini make my butt look big??? Hope this put a smile on your face ! BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED, FOR THEY ARE THE......Read More

Posted on: 2009-06-30 08:57:01 | Rating:

| Views: 34 | Comments: 2 | Tags: smile

He Said She Said
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him . . . You wear underpants don't you? He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the......Read More