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Once, as I was out sailing, a moth flew by me and whispered in my ear. He told me all the secrets of the universe. He told me where the winds come from and how if you look along the mountains edge you'll see faces, peering deep into your heart.
Or at least that's what the little girl on the boat told me. I told her she was stupid and that moths carry rabies so I shot it with a harpoon gun. It shattered into a million pieces and the little girl cried. I made her a tuna sandwich and told her to shut up.
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Posted by idontspeakenglish on 2007-12-12 12:49:08 | Rating: | Views: 60
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