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My best friend's girlfriend's sister(how juicy), appeared in my life a few weeks ago. Liz, my neighbor's Too Much Sex lady, had a bad rep for being pyscho, a liar, and addicted to sex. I viewed her as harmless. What good woman doesn't get gossiped about?? The next time she came over my house, she was the same. Only more so. It seemed like Liz really wanted to be my friend. She gave me her jewelry and laughed at all my jokes, consciously keeping an eye on me the whole time. I can be over-anylitical, so I brushed it off. Meanwhile, her sister kept bringing up their recent trips to my ex, Vick's, house.
"Whenever I bring you up, he doesn't say anything bad. He just kind of hangs his head," Liz's sister whispered to me in front of my toilet. I told her a few horror stories, so she knew there was no chance in hell we were getting back together.
"Well, you're doing good," she ended the conversation with a gulp of beer. So, Vick still had feelings for me? I'd heard this before, and brushed this off aswell.
Neighbor suprised me at my house a few days later with new juicy gossip. He is great for this. No one can pass up gossip.
"I was at the bar last night with Liz and your ex. Liz ran up to me, and said she thought Vick was hot. I looked over a couple minutes later, and they were making out. Kinda weird, man." Neighbor seemed vexed. He hated Liz for all the sex he gave her, and now she wanted to give it to someone else; MY EX!!
"She took him home with her, Boo. She lives up the street from me, so its just WEIRD! What the fuck," Neighbor leaned back in my recliner to gather thought, "It's your ex, Boo. I can't believe it's Vick. I think they're together now." Neighbor is very good at getting the point across. I couldn't help but think the jewelry was some kind of consession for stealing my ex. Can someone steal your ex? This unearthed a bad can of worms.
I was silent. I'm not stupid. As soon as someone sees any old feelings leak out, Vick has the upper hand. I ran to my computer and opened my MySpace. Of couse Liz had added me beforehand. She was online, and her status read "In Love" and her mood was "Smitten", with a yellow smiley and big red hearts popping out of it's dumb little face. It was confirmed. And I was annoyed.
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Posted by hottwinks on 2008-02-23 17:02:28 | Rating: | Views: 92
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Ignore it. She sounds like a skank. woman like that don't stay in relationships very long. They sleep with man after man until their crotch falls off. Besides he's a loser anyway right?
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Posted by Mystique84
on 2008-02-24 09:37:08
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