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Terror in the loo

  You know that I’ve said Karma wipes its patootie with me, but my luck has taken an extreme turn as of late.  Every single thing in my life that was unpleasant has become all unicorns and rainbows and...

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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-10-25 22:46:13
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A couple of you may care...

  If there's one thing a few of my faithful readers know, it's that I am ever so sly in the things I say and do.  For those of you who get me... and I mean REALLY get me... I thought you'd be generously amused by my latest profile picture.  For...
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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-10-22 23:05:40
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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-10-21 09:05:40
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The government is a little backward... Explicit Content
Oh bloody hell!  I just got an email from a diligent blog-vampire of mine; someone who lives vicariously through me... someone who has been a blog
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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-10-21 09:04:07
Average Rating: | Views: 179 | # Comments: 6 | Tags: child support   government   stealing   theft   hilarity   hilarious   kids   single parent   single parents   absent parents   absenteeism   absent parent  

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My cup runneth over... Explicit Content

  Have you ever noticed how when something bad happens it's inevitable that more bad things are to follow?  It's like once you walk into a XXXXX storm the rains just pound down
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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-10-19 08:35:01
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You're all the same on the inside... Explicit Content

  I’ve heard tell that to judge someone on the externals is unfair… that to truly know someone you must look inside. 

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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-10-11 21:10:41
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 80 | # Comments: 0 | Tags: men   dating   boyfriends   boyfriend   lies   lying   liars   dishonesty   deception  

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History repeats... Explicit Content

  George Santayana was full of XXXXX.  Forgetting history has nothing to do with its repetitious nature.  History, folks, wil

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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-10-06 22:41:38
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TCF Bank... thieves in banking! Explicit Content

  I had a really great pseudo-political blog all planned out in my simple little mind.  It was to consist of sex, politics, deception,

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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-09-30 21:06:00
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I just want to vomit Explicit Content

  I’m not exactly what you would call easy to shock.  I’ve been around the block… twice… on rollerblades. 

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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-09-25 17:31:15
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 163 | # Comments: 5 | Tags: suicide   desperation   lonliness   children   teenagers   parents   deadbeats   deadbeat dads   absentee fathers   selfish   selfishness   pain   parenting  

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Getting what I want...

  Very recent occurrences in my life have led me to reflect upon the W.W. Jacobs work, “The Monkey’s Paw”.  The story, while short, is a startling reminder that the phrase “Be careful what you wish...

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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-09-21 18:23:57
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I have WAAAYYY too many kids! Explicit Content

  Sometimes I’m not what you might consider “quick”.  I have moments when I’m convinced I should slip on a bicycle helmet just in

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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-09-20 22:12:10
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If only ALL criminals would admit to criminal acts Explicit Content

  You know the old saying insisting that the truth is stranger than fiction?  Whoever said that was a mad, mad genius.  I’ve come

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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-08-28 18:27:53
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New Girlfriends and Step-Moms Explicit Content

  Whenever I have a question about life I do what any red-blooded 21st Century American would do… I Google the answer. 

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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-08-27 01:25:20
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 160 | # Comments: 2 | Tags: abuse   neglect   step-mom   stepmom   step-mother   stepmother   step-parent   stepparent   child   children   new mom   new parent   new girlfriend   parenting   parents   kids   children   child  

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What you never knew about Sock Monkeys Explicit Content

  About a month ago, my little girl was happily surfing the net when she came across a picture of a Sock Monkey.  I’ve noticed that 11yr olds, when

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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-08-26 00:11:24
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Moms, Men, and Babysitters... oh my! Explicit Content

  I woke up Tuesday morning feeling like someone had worked me over with the XXXXX stick, and the rest of the week has found me on a sad descent in

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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-08-25 01:58:28
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I'm too stupid to be a journalist... Explicit Content

  Ok, first of all I’m not a quill-packer with some artsy-fartsy degree who roams around convinced that I’m hot on the trail of the next great story. 

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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-08-23 21:49:45
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I must've been a serial killer in a past life... Explicit Content

  I find myself in these situations where I feel like Karma is lifting me up and wiping its ass with me.  My personality, while

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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-08-19 02:42:49
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Fake suicide notes bore me... Explicit Content

  I’ve moved around a lot in my life, growing up an Army brat and being a restless adult. 

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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-08-16 00:59:57
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Unrecognizable... and still beautiful Explicit Content

    I know I’m not the only person on the planet who, out of the blue, begins contemplating the state of her li

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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-08-14 23:57:10
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 169 | # Comments: 2 | Tags: child abuse   children   visitation   legal   law   single mom   single mother   moms   mothers   childrens rights   deadbeat dad   absentee   deadbeat  

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My shoddy intro!

  Since I've been described as "high and mighty" at least once in my life I feel vindicated in sighing "oh, how the mighty have fallen".

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Posted by: himaintenance on 2007-08-13 01:25:59
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1.  Terror in the loo (2007-10-25 22:46:13)  
2.  A couple of you may care... (2007-10-22 23:05:40)  
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4.  My cup runneth over... (2007-10-19 08:35:01) Explicit Content  
5.  You're all the same on the inside... (2007-10-11 21:10:41) Explicit Content  
6.  History repeats... (2007-10-06 22:41:38) Explicit Content  
7.  TCF Bank... thieves in banking! (2007-09-30 21:06:00) Explicit Content  
8.  I just want to vomit (2007-09-25 17:31:15) Explicit Content  
9.  Getting what I want... (2007-09-21 18:23:57)  
10.  I have WAAAYYY too many kids! (2007-09-20 22:12:10) Explicit Content  

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