1) I was at home with my parents and there was a knock on the door. My dad answered it and it was some delivery guy. He talked to my dad and my dad was just like 'Okay... Huh,' like in a 'well I'll be!' way. So then Delivery Man left and I looked out this window that was very thrid-grader-drawing-a-house window onto the cement patio we apparently had... and there was a big golden missle. Or rocket thing. Something like that.

2) Something about people I know in real life. I remember I was pissed off (surprise!). I think I fought someone or was going to fight someone but I wasn't scared. And I'm pretty sure if I fought someone I won, cuz it wasn't like a bad dream. Fuck I'm pissed. I remembered it prefectly when I woke up and I was all 'Dear self, don't be a retard and forget this dream.'

LOOKS LIKE I'M A RETARD.

Also, Macs fucking suck. And their keyboards are PIECES OF STEAMING SHIT.