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Whenever a jewish person comes on TV i say " look my peeps" My family finds this behavior a bit odd probobly because we are not jewish. I cant help it. I watched the nanny a bit to much growing up. The only Jewish person i exclude from being my peeps is Jerrry Seinfeld, I just don't think he is that funny. I know, I know he is actually jewish but in my make believe world of " My Peeps what i say go's. Now take Adam Sandler he is definatly one of my top 5 peeps as are captain kirk and mr. spock ( i learned this from listening to Adams Hannuka song) I know i spelled Hannuka wrong but that is because i am not Jewish. I love that time of year because i can torture my family with not one but two religous holidays. Of course they only celebrate christmas because as previously stated they dont play along very well.
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Posted by hateaway on 2008-07-17 23:46:26 | Rating: | Views: 135
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My Mom is Jewish, and as I later found out, according to the Jewish faith, you're Jewish by maternal blood. So, I guess I'm one of your peeps!
Are you under 13? If you are, get ready! Jews take that Basmitfa and Barmitsfa thing very seriously. They'll spend as much money on that as they would a wedding.
The really cool thing is it's, like, three days straight! You get drunk and everything! You may even get laid! My cousin had his barmitsfa, and his dad hired a stripper for him (she officially only does lap dances, but he probably Jewed her down to a handjob!) I'm kidding!!
Anyway, you're funny has hell! You have a Jewish sense of humor! Jews are funny (you forgot to mention Jimmy Kimm-himmal and Jon StewJew!)
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Posted by zimbara
on 2008-07-18 11:06:46
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The funniest Jews are Gay Jews! Nothing is funnier than hearing a fag Vetch about his shanyl madyl shleping his gentile uncircumcised bar hopping Svatsa smeel of a best friend!
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Posted by zimbara
on 2008-07-18 11:09:45
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Actually, it's "shaynyl boychical" not shaynyl madyl.
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Posted by zimbara
on 2008-07-18 11:11:09
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oy vey!
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Posted by zimbara
on 2008-07-18 11:11:41
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