I love you.

  Seriously who the hell ends their e-mail with that kind of ending? 
  I've recieved a number of e-mails through my days, I've often pondered on the question, why do people send e-mails? The answer to that question is not hard at all, in fact it's so fucking easy even I could pull it out of my ass. Communication, and fast.
  I have the need to communicate. I do it every day, even if it's with my hands, or the way my eyes seem to look through the window during classes with hopes and dreams.
  I have no problems with e-mails, I've written a few and I think it's great that another form of tecknology is replacing normal "you and me" workers at local post-offices, and how they get to their assigned destination so fast, and especially how they sometimes carry with them funny "computer diseases" or viruses as some call they. It's good to be king.
  We are all kings, kings had the power to say anything to anyone, without a fear of retribution. We have the same opportunity today, you me and that other guy can all link up to the web and write whatever the fuck we want, Isn't it great? 
  I don't "love" strangers, I don't despise them or hate them, I really can't say I feel anything for them and I could care less if a random person I walked by the street some other day dropped dead right on front of me.
  What I do care about is strangers communicating, not amongst eachother offcoarse, no, communicating with me!
  Do I like it when a total stranger walks up to me and asks if he/she can ride with me? If it was a drop dead gorgeous woman and she was sending me all the right signs to enterpret the phrase "Ride with me" sexually, then offcoarse. but it some stranger whom I or anyone else in a localized area or community couldn't care less about, then I would simply reply every question with a gentle " fuck off"
  It's not so bad, I don't want to know you, and you don't need to know me, it's a fairly simple policy.
  E-mails, how I love e-mails, and how I can't love strangers. Mix them together and you get a " I don't "love" strangers sending me e-mails." Is that so wrong? Couldn't we have a filter that filtered out bullshit? I don't mean the occational amusing spam, I mean the annual stranger sending you a wierd e-mail which you don't know to go either way with. See, it's that annoying!
  I hate you. 
  That would be the ending of my e-mail if I were to send an e-mail to a complete stranger. should that person care if I hated him? No. Why would he care about someone he would never meet, never even wanted to meet sent him a random e-mail telling him what a dickwad he is.
  I love you, the single handedly, most confusing ending I have ever read. And I hate it.