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Halo is the story of Master chief, the last of the spartans who were supposedly humans covering themselves in super seaweed to become even more awesome.
In the beginning of Halo, master chief is rushed out of his sleep to help humanity once more. The bulgatious seacreature fights aliens with great pleasure, and protects his loving hive queen. Together they escape from the ship to create more offspring on a far away world.
Let me just mention one thing about Halo, it is fucking sweet. Throughout the game you get this "one man army" feeling. I became hooked and before I knew it I was halfway through the game, and I wasn't crying with self contempt because by aquarium hadn't been washed in three months. I was smiling with discontempt, not for bungie or myself. But for my fucking fish for living next to me for three years and still haven't figured out how to clean up their own shit.
As you start Halo, you think it is just another good against evil game, where you are the good guy (which you are, superman!) but further and further along the plot you sense the game is lacking something, a twist in the storyline which most games lack. I felt like I had just ate kaviar, but the sweet fisheggs had been replaced with those from my mother's overies.
Halo came through, about halfway though the game you are introduced to "The flood", the previous enemy was "The Covenant" (If you have read the first books of the bible you'll probably see a connection now). The covenant were cute little bunch of triggerhappy aliens banded together to destroy all life in the galaxy. But the flood are flesh eating zombies ravaging through the canals, trying to infect and convert as much as they can (Bible). If this seems a bit odd to you as to why all of this just suddenly appeared on your sceen, and you thought "Why the hell would I care?" I'd like to add, "I'm a dick." to that phrase. Finally, though all my hard and unrewarded years as a hardcore gamer, a game who's intuity had no bounds appeared, and it managed to get me off the web and spend half as much time browsing porn, and using the extra time killing aliens and canivorous zombies. Awzim.
I'd like you to go out and get a rooler. (Right now!).....................................................
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You've got it? Great, now pull down your pants and spank yourself, that's the punishment you get for not buying Halo. (If you already have it, ignore the previous statement. But if you were stupid enough to to as I said. I'd like to add. "You'r not too smart are you?" ...
and Ha , Ha. heh.
Halo is a fresh and intuitive game, which contains an insanely good storyline, (as it is based on a book). It has enormously fun gameplay and is next to not perfect. (?) It's a great game which you'll pleasure yourself with when you'r alone, and with other people. It's fun for the whole family!
I feel Halo is a fresh breeze travelling through the window of an otherwise dark and smokefilled factory. And I highly recommend buying it.
- Saghnh
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Posted by harriboy on 2008-05-26 14:06:23 | Rating: | Views: 310
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If you'd like to know:
Yes, it is Yathzee inspired
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Posted by harriboy
on 2008-05-26 14:10:37
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If you like the review, send me an e-mail, it's possible for me to "in depth" review halo even further, or you could recommend other games YOU think are great!
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Posted by harriboy
on 2008-05-26 17:37:23
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games in the first person shooter that are a must play are bioshock (there's a reason why it won so many awards) and gears of war is fun resistance fall of man is great too so is crisis and lost planet and call of duty 4!
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Posted by zypvashna
on 2008-05-26 21:52:43
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Definitely Bioshock. Awesome!
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Posted by VarahnTet
on 2008-05-26 23:48:05
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Okay, I've got that, just never got around playing it so much since after the first minute I was already scared shitless.
I'll give it a go, ( sniff ) ?
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Posted by harriboy
on 2008-05-27 09:52:49
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