Posted by
onelostsong
on 2008-03-15 12:05:25 |
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Here is a joke I wrote last year. It all comes from a real experience with my ex-husband. I thought of it when I read your post. Hope you like it. Nadia
10 Clues the Man you are Dating might be a Con Artist
1. He lets you wear his jacket and then asks you what happened to his wallet that was in it.
2. He can’t find the key to his apartment and his roommate is out of town. (for the next three months)
3. He’s been CEO for every company he’s ever worked for and you haven’t heard of any of them.
4. He asks to borrow money since you lost his wallet.
5. His laptop was stolen out of his car and he hasn’t had time to replace it. Can he use yours?
6. He invites you to meet his family and they are calling him by a different name.
7. He claims that all of his exes were money hungry pathological liars with personality disorders. (This explains why they have sole custody of the children and he has supervised visitation.)
8. The check he wrote you for your trip to Mexico bounces after you’ve spent it.
9. He’s going to sue his bank for losing his paycheck, which is why the check bounced.
10. He tells you he can’t have children and then you miss your period. You can keep your job and he’ll stay home with the baby. He’s got 18 years worth of vacation pay coming.
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Posted by
gymnastix19
on 2008-03-18 12:57:56 |
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| funy what ur webkin username |
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Posted by
onelostsong
on 2008-03-18 13:38:22 |
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| what is a webkin username? Nadia |
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Posted by
gymnastix19
on 2008-03-18 16:42:03 |
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| a webkin is a virtual animal u have to buy them @ hallmark |
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Posted by
niceley123
on 2008-04-10 14:40:58 |
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Hay what does a blonde do when she gets up in the morning?
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Puts her clothes on and goes home. |
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