...blonde sorority girls who's dreams it is to write for Cosmo.

And I ask-why am I here with them?


Oh, by the way, I made it all dandy through the ice storm.

I had no power for seven days.

Still waiting to hear from my Anthropology final exams...

Thank His High Holyness for winter break.

Ahhhhhmen.

Next time, I'm not goin' to church with you, Shirley.