February 6 2008

So far, all media coverage of the American presidential race has focused on the Democratic and Republican primaries. One independent candidate has been unjustly ignored. Her name is Hillary Obama-McCain and she is something of a dream candidate because she is female, black and a war hero who was decorated for valor during World War I.  Now retired from the military, Ms.Obama-McCain has decided to serve her country in the political arena.

Here is a transcript from an interview she gave to Wolf Blitzer of CNN.

Blitzer:  Ms. Obama-McCain, let me start by asking what's your position on the war in Iraq?

Obama-McCain:  It's the wrong war in the wrong place.

Blitzer:  Does that mean you'd pull the troops out if you were elected?

Obama-McCain:  Immediately.  Then, I'd send them into Canada.  Those Canucks have way more water and oil than the Iraquis do. They even speak somethin' like English, so we'd know when they was bad mouthin' us.  Hell, Canada is so close that our boys could come home on weekend passes. Now, that's a war I could get behind.

Blitzer:  What would you do about national health care?

Obama-McCain:  Liberals are always whining about how forty or fifty million poor people in America got no medical care at all, so they want to expand the system. They got it backwards.  Just get rid of the poor people and the problem goes away.

Blitzer:  Get rid of them how?

Obama-McCain:  Ship 'em off to Mexico.  Nobody gonna notice more poor people down there.  If that don't work, I got a book at home with some great ideas in it.  It's called Mein Kampf or something."

Blitzer:  Uh... What's your position on the environment?

Obama-MCcain:  Hell, I'm in favor of it.

Blitzer:  I mean what would you do about global climate change?

Obama-McCain: Well, I agree we got to do somethin', but it's gotta be practical.  For example, I put a tailpipe scrubber on my SUV and now it only pollutes five times as much as an ordinary car.  I also converted the gasoline engine of my SUV to run on immigrant worker sweat. Gives great milage and costs almost nothin'.  See what I mean?  Practical.  We can't do what those pinko liberals want and have everybody walkin' and takin' mass transit.  It would destroy America."

Blitzer:  Well, that's all the time we have.  Thank you, Ms. Obama-McCain.

Obama-McCain:  You're welcome, Wolf.  Don't forget to come to the torchlight rally my Brown Shirts got scheduled at the Washington monument tonight.  Just one thing.  Is Blitzer a real American name or are you Jewish?

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On second thought, maybe the media have their priorities straight after all.

George

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