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I'm re-posting this because the other one seems to have vanished. No doubt it will turn up now and there will be two. Ah well...here it is...
Thought for the day:
"You know its going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor."
I always liked that quote, and I gotta say...today it has added meaning.
My lady will be here, right beside me, in 44 hours. God, I can't wait to see her! In my eternal quest to look after her through her pregnancy, I have spent the day hoovering, polishing, cleaning and making the house as cosy and comfy as I can, so she can spend the week totally relaxed.
I've been reading up...I know what she needs and what I can do for her. The main thing I did was decide that my bed is no good for her back.
So I ordered a new one. I ordered it online and it came this morning. I have spent the best part of the day building the fecking thing up, and it was looking good...
So...after all this racing about, tidying, cleaning, shopping for all her favourite snacks etc and building this bed...I'm knackered. I plod up the stairs and flop on the bed...
What happened next probably only lasted a couple of seconds but to me it seemed much longer than that.
I first heard a loud, odd noise, kinda like 'boooiiinnngg!!' and then a crunch...and the next thing I know, I'm on my arse, legs in the air, literally wedged in a hole in what was once the middle of my bed. I broke it. And yep...you've guessed it...my old bed has already been chucked, to make way for the new one.
What the hell am I gonna do???
At this rate we will be sleeping on the floor, and I cant have that for my lady and baby.
I am officially in panic mode. :-(
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Posted by geordiedreamer on 2008-04-08 15:36:27 | Rating: n/a | Views: 71
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